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Definitions by Matty

'Gog' person of north walian decent from the Welsh word 'Gogledd' as opposed to 'fuckwit' used to describe South Walians.
North or south Wales?
North.
Gog then?
yep, you?
Nope, from the south me, i'm a fuckwit.
too right you are
gog by Matty April 1, 2005
"Oi bois! Let's chip ennit"
"You gonna chip tescos?"
chip by matty March 16, 2005

Tortescu 

A boss who bases his decisions and approach to people solely on his MBA course.
Tortescu's tidy Friday lost us two laptops and he says that's what's supposed to happen
Tortescu by Matty February 7, 2005
Beating someone up untill they are down then wiping your ass in their face.
when someone is about to have a fight tell them to poo the other person
pooing by Matty February 6, 2005
Techie term used to generically describe a computer, more specifically the case
I have three boxes, one is a microsoft, one is a mac and the last is a linux.
box by matty February 4, 2005

whackidextreous 

1.The ability to digitally manipulate one own genital with equal ease between the left and right hands, regardless of ones normal predisposition of left or right dexterity.
2.Abnormally dexterous in masterbation.
kerazi1, after many years of surfing the net and downloading wango138's links had become whackidextreous. It doesn't matter which hand is used, the outcome is always the same.
whackidextreous by matty January 26, 2005
ANything you want it to mean preferably fuck or to light up a BOWL
kunk me kunk you kunk kunk kunk
kunk by MATTY December 17, 2004