Matt Parker (parkman47)'s definitions

deprection

an unavoidable erection during extreme sadness

my cat just died and all i could do was cry. a girl i knew came over to comfort me and kept rubbing my cock. i couldn't help but get a deprection.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) June 25, 2010

water toucher

a penis long enough to touch the water in the toilet while going number two

i've seen your penis and it aint no water toucher

by Matt Parker (parkman47) February 15, 2006

festive

flamboyant, gay

"That slice of pizza is festive"

by Matt Parker (parkman47) October 29, 2002

Second Thoughts

Industrial music project from Vancouver, WA.

Have you heard the new Second Thoughts song?

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

segz

segments of tape worm found in feces.

Dude, I think I dropped another seg.

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

cromulant

abundantly used, proliferate, widespread, accepted

It's a perfectly cromulant word

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 13, 2002

front butt

Huge camel toe

her camel toe was so big, it looked like another butt... in her front...

by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 14, 2002