Definitions by Matt Burnham

Ear Rape 

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape

Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!

Ear Rape by Matt Burnham May 25, 2006

cdiskit 

play on seabicuit; albeit completely unrelated. refers to the act of moving a file or folder to the root of the c:\ drive.

(tom and bob are messing around on the computer)
tom: whats this shortcut for on the desktop?
bob: i dunno, why dont you cdiskit in case its useful.
tom: ok

cdiskit by Matt Burnham November 5, 2005

POTUS

Secret Service codename/acronym for President of the United States

Secret Service officer 1:POTUS is at buckeye(camp david)
Secret Service officer 2: Roger that

POTUS by Matt Burnham October 1, 2005

jus'sec 

contracted form of just a sec(ond); not to be taken literally

Tom:come on were gonna be late!
Joe:jus'sec i gotta finish this up!

jus'sec by Matt Burnham September 23, 2005

exoob 

expert at something particular, opposite of noob

person a:that exoob is totally pwning!
person b:he makes us look like noobs!

exoob by Matt Burnham September 9, 2005