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Definitions by Matt Burnham

Ear Rape 

When someone tells someone else something against their will - "forcing" it into their ear, hence rape
Man, that cashier would not stop going on about her neighbors, she really ear raped me!
Ear Rape by Matt Burnham May 25, 2006
play on seabicuit; albeit completely unrelated. refers to the act of moving a file or folder to the root of the c:\ drive.
(tom and bob are messing around on the computer)
tom: whats this shortcut for on the desktop?
bob: i dunno, why dont you cdiskit in case its useful.
tom: ok
cdiskit by Matt Burnham November 5, 2005
Secret Service officer 1:POTUS is at buckeye(camp david)
Secret Service officer 2: Roger that
POTUS by Matt Burnham October 1, 2005
contracted form of just a sec(ond); not to be taken literally
Tom:come on were gonna be late!
Joe:jus'sec i gotta finish this up!
jus'sec by Matt Burnham September 23, 2005
expert at something particular, opposite of noob
person a:that exoob is totally pwning!
person b:he makes us look like noobs!
exoob by Matt Burnham September 9, 2005