Matt's definitions

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003

Mount Vernon

A waste of space. It's Yonkers gone to Hell.

The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.

by Matt November 4, 2004

jerk bag

A word used to describe one that is a bag of jerks.

Man, Zack is one hellava jerk bag!

by Matt June 19, 2003

snode

a small dick head

everyone laughed at james's snode

by Matt April 11, 2003

Wooh

A sign of excitement, used by hyperactive people and their friends. The correct spelling of woo. Must be applied in the appropriate manner otherwise people's heads get chopped off by the mad axe ladies of the south.

Grizzly, Jackaroo and Mr A were having a picnic. Suddenly Mr A turns around.
Mr A: My head just exploded.
Grizzly and Jackaroo: Wooh!

by Matt September 15, 2003

fetch

anything cool or awesome

"Man, that t-shirt is so fetch! Where can I get one?"

by Matt January 19, 2005

nipple-bitch

A girl who has huge boobs and a damn nice ass!

Hannah is a nipple-bitch

by Matt April 9, 2005