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When the student who fails to solve an exam math question decides to sue the teacher or school by falsely claiming that the question is incorrectly posed or that it has allegedly more than one valid answer, which is unfair to the problem solver.
Don was such a bigly loser for failing to answer more than half of the SAT math questions that his parents have frivolously filed three lawsuits against the teacher, the principal, and the school for math fraud.
by MathPlus November 5, 2020
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With billions of people wearing a face mask to shield themselves against the coronavirus, the back-of-the-mask thinking is a lifelong guesstimation skill math teachers and tutors worldwide ought to promote to students during this pandemic crisis.
by MathPlus September 20, 2020
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Guesstimate what percentage of math anxious folks globally are more scared of delta math than the delta variant itself.
by MathPlus October 12, 2021
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German police have arrested a father and his son for illegal possession of 5,000 Trump pills, worth about 40,000 euros, in their car.
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Don was relieved when he found out that he’d pay $0.00 commissions for transferring the monies to his clients. Who says that zeros don’t bring much relief and joy to people?
by MathPlus November 8, 2020
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With more than a quarter million corona deaths, which is the second-highest number of fatalities in the world after the US, Brazil is fighting two viruses: the coronavirus and Bolsonaro virus.
by MathPlus March 5, 2021
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In and outside India, the question to ask shouldn’t be “Who wants a Covaxin jab?” but rather “Who doesn’t want a Covaxin jab?”
by MathPlus March 21, 2021
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