Mark Shackelford's definitions

Fluffy

Adaptation for the acronym for Furry Little Friend. FLuFfy

<singer> You're my furry little friend, I call you Fluffy!
If you mat up all your fur, I'd call you Scruffy.

by Mark Shackelford August 2, 2007

lung dung

Cigarette smoke byproducts that accumulate in the lungs of smokers.

<doctor> You've got quite a bit of lung dung buildup on both sides. The only advice I have is to quit smoking.
<smoking advocate> No way! That would be infringing on my civil rights.

by Mark Shackelford August 1, 2007

bingo stamp

To involuntarily put a spot on your underwear with your feces.

<Walmart customer in check out line> Can you speed it up, I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear?!

by Mark Shackelford May 29, 2007

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

quitar

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.

I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.

by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007

Vader sneeze

An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.

<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.

by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007