Mark Shackelford's definitions

remunch

To chew someone out a second time over the same issue.

An accounting term from the words REMain UNCHanged.

<mother> Did Stephanie remunch or forgive you?
<me> She remunched yet another hole in my rear.
<mother> You need to dump her.
<me> I can't... I love her.

by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

Cadillac converter

Same as a catalytic converter only mispernounced by certain minority groups. Not necessarily for a Cadillac brand vehicle nor is it a luxury line converter.

Say maen, I needs a Cadillac converter for my Mitsubichi Galant.

by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

quitar

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.

I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.

by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007

Vader sneeze

An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.

<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.

by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

car warts

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.

<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

enchihuahua

An enchilada made with dog meat.

I'll take the enchihuahua platter with verde sauce and double rice instead of beans.

by Mark Shackelford September 16, 2007