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quitar

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.
I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.
by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007
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weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
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misgruntled

To be upset with someone or something based on false or misleading information.
We're having a misgruntled employee meeting for everyone who thought we were cutting their benefits.
by Mark Shackelford June 18, 2007
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guitortion

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.
That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.
by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007
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R2D2

Acronym for "Reel 2, Dialog Track 2." Also the name of a trashcan converted to droid in the double-trilogy space thriller, "Star Wars."
<stage hand> Here you go, R2D2.
<George Lucas> R2D2? Hey, let's call that fancy garbage can on wheels R2D2.
<stage hand> Do I get a raise if he becomes famous?
<George Lucas> Let me think...No!
by Mark Shackelford June 12, 2007
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bingo stamp

To involuntarily put a spot on your underwear with your feces.
<Walmart customer in check out line> Can you speed it up, I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear?!
by Mark Shackelford May 29, 2007
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The Crack

Short for Jack in the Crack, another name for Jack in the Box, a fast food restaurant chain.
I went down to The Crack and had a feeding frenzy off the dollar menu.
by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007
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