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Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.
My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.
by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007
mugGet the Neiman Markupsmug.

rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.
I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.
by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
mugGet the rhoid buffingmug.

bronunciate

To mispronounce words like people of African descent.
<person1> Old Dewey said he's going to eat some strimps tonite. Did he really mean shrimp?
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.
by Mark Shackelford June 25, 2007
mugGet the bronunciatemug.

weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
mugGet the weasel squeezersmug.

quitar

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.
I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.
by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007
mugGet the quitarmug.

eggslax

The sudden, involuntary, rapid emptying of one's bowels after eating too many eggs.
<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007
mugGet the eggslaxmug.

Hurricane Hannah

A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.
Hurricane Hannah gets squirrely in the washboard but manages to hang on.
by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007
mugGet the Hurricane Hannahmug.

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