Mark Shackelford's definitions
One of the many groups of peoples listed in the Holy Bible that at one time or another caused trouble against Israel.
You shall not allow any of the jebusites, perezites, hittites, moabites or fleabites to enter the congregation.
by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007
Get the Fleabitesmug. A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tissue.
<wife> How did your day go?
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
<hubby> Not good.
<wife> What happened?
<hubby> I took a dump at work before I realized we were out of anal tissue.
<wife> That's terrible. So what did you do?
<hubby> I used my undershirt.
by Mark Shackelford June 4, 2007
Get the anal tissuemug. by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007
Get the captain crashmug. The original phone company in Mexico. At one time it was a monopoly but was forced to be split up by desegration legislation.
by Mark Shackelford May 5, 2007
Get the Taco Bellmug. Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.
<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?
<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!
<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!
by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007
Get the car wartsmug. by Mark Shackelford September 16, 2007
Get the enchihuahuamug. <Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.
by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007
Get the Obi Wan Baloneymug.