Mark Shackelford's definitions
My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.
by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

<person1> Old Dewey said he's going to eat some strimps tonite. Did he really mean shrimp?
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.
by Mark Shackelford June 25, 2007

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.
by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007

<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007

A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.
by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007
