segudo menudo

I think the same way as you, my affiliate of Hispanic origin.
Segudo menudo, mi amigo!
by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007
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eggslax

The sudden, involuntary, rapid emptying of one's bowels after eating too many eggs.
<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007
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Vader sneeze

An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.
<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007
mugGet the Vader sneezemug.

quitar

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.
I wish ol' Joe would sell me his quitar. It's been sitting in the closet for decades.
by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007
mugGet the quitarmug.

weasel squeezers

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.
by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
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phobotard

Someone with a fear of being late.
He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.
by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
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misgruntled

To be upset with someone or something based on false or misleading information.
We're having a misgruntled employee meeting for everyone who thought we were cutting their benefits.
by Mark Shackelford June 18, 2007
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