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segudo menudo

I think the same way as you, my affiliate of Hispanic origin.
Segudo menudo, mi amigo!
by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007
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eggslax

The sudden, involuntary, rapid emptying of one's bowels after eating too many eggs.
<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007
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Fluffy

Adaptation for the acronym for Furry Little Friend. FLuFfy
<singer> You're my furry little friend, I call you Fluffy!
If you mat up all your fur, I'd call you Scruffy.
by Mark Shackelford August 2, 2007
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monarchbutter

The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.
<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!
by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007
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captain crash

To 'go down with the ship' when crashing a bicycle, skateboard, tricycle, etc.
My little boy captain crashed his trike but did all he could to land the jump.
by Mark Shackelford June 11, 2007
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Vader sneeze

An involuntary, rapid expulsion of air and mucus through the nose while wearing a fullface helmet.
<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007
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phobotard

Someone with a fear of being late.
He's such a phobotard he gets to work an hour early.
by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007
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