Mark Shackelford's definitions

The Crack

Short for Jack in the Crack, another name for Jack in the Box, a fast food restaurant chain.

I went down to The Crack and had a feeding frenzy off the dollar menu.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

FAR Tea

Federal Aviation Regulations that are being read at night as a remedy for insomnia.

When I can't sleep I just have a little bit of FAR tea and I'm out in minutes.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

numlock

The event that no matter how hard you work on a problem or how educated and tutored you are, you just can't get the right answer.

Did you figure out the square root of 1 yet?
No, I've had numlock all week.

by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

Hurricane Hannah

A former champion motocross racer, Bob Hannah, who was known for loosing control of his bike but staying on the throttle until it was over.

Hurricane Hannah gets squirrely in the washboard but manages to hang on.

by Mark Shackelford May 12, 2007

segudo menudo

I think the same way as you, my affiliate of Hispanic origin.

Segudo menudo, mi amigo!

by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007

new guitar smell

The fragrance or odor you get when you first open the case of a new guitar. Only happens with custom built guitars that are recieved within a few days of manufacturing.

<Employee 1> Take a look at my new Carvin CT4M!
<employee 2> Whoa! It's still got new guitar smell!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007

monarchbutter

The accumulation of smashed Monarch butterflies on the front of any motorized vehicle. Monarchbutter is a seasonal product with a harvest occuring during the annual migration of Monarch butterflies in South Texas.

<Passenger> Man, I'm starving and I'm broke. Can you buy me something to eat at the next stop?
<Driver> I only have enough money for gas, but I have some bread and jelly in the back. Let's scrape a little monarchbutter off the car and make some sandwiches!

by Mark Shackelford May 27, 2007