Mark Shackelford's definitions

segudo menudo

I think the same way as you, my affiliate of Hispanic origin.

Segudo menudo, mi amigo!

by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007

I see dumb people

A famous quote from the movie "The seventh sense." The plot of the movie revolves around a disturbed boy who tells his counselor, "I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb." In the end, the counselor goes back to his home and finds that he is one of the dumb people the boy was speaking of.

I see dumb people... and they don't even know they're dumb!

by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

rhoid buffing

In mountainbiking, to descend a hill so steep your butt touches the back wheel.

I was rhoid buffing down that huge hill in Waco.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

Neiman Markups

A department store where you can purchase the same items as in other stores for twice the price.

My mom bought me a pair of gay shorts for $80 at Neiman Markups. I saw the same shorts at Foley's for $40 and they were just as gay.

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007

remunch

To chew someone out a second time over the same issue.

An accounting term from the words REMain UNCHanged.

<mother> Did Stephanie remunch or forgive you?
<me> She remunched yet another hole in my rear.
<mother> You need to dump her.
<me> I can't... I love her.

by Mark Shackelford November 20, 2007

bronunciate

To mispronounce words like people of African descent.

<person1> Old Dewey said he's going to eat some strimps tonite. Did he really mean shrimp?
<person2> Yes, that's just the way he bronunciates it.

by Mark Shackelford June 25, 2007

car warts

Nonfunctional, external car accessories that appear to be performance modifications but actually diminish aerodynamics and add dead weight to the vehicle.

<poser> I've got fake dual exhaust with chrome tips, a dummy hood scoop, an artificial slant antenna and nonfunctional side vents. Anything else I can do to impress the women?

<tuner> Yeah, get rid of all those car warts and get a personality!

by Mark Shackelford July 30, 2007