by Mark Shackelford May 18, 2007

<egg eater> I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear in a very big way if I don't find a restroom.
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
<meat eater> Was it something you ate?
<grain eater> He's got a bad case of eggslax!
by Mark Shackelford May 31, 2007

<mother> What is all over your face?
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
<sport biker> Snot.
<mom> WHY is it all over your face?
<sport biker> I Vader sneezed while riding a wheelie.
<mother> That's nice. Now go wash your face.
by Mark Shackelford June 27, 2007

A six string instrument that has been abondoned because the buyer either lost interest or quit because it was too hard to play.
by Mark Shackelford April 28, 2007

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007

We're having a misgruntled employee meeting for everyone who thought we were cutting their benefits.
by Mark Shackelford June 18, 2007
