6 definitions by Marcus Wittenburg
Def 1: To end a sentence
Def 2: Uterus revenge week, satanic ritual, shark week, Niagra Falls of blood, etc.
Def 2: Uterus revenge week, satanic ritual, shark week, Niagra Falls of blood, etc.
1:
Tina- You forgot a period.
2:
Mike- HOLY SHIT RUN GET THE CHOCOLATE HURRY MEGAN'S ON HER PERIOD!!!!!
Megan- *screams like a maniac*
Tina- You forgot a period.
2:
Mike- HOLY SHIT RUN GET THE CHOCOLATE HURRY MEGAN'S ON HER PERIOD!!!!!
Megan- *screams like a maniac*
by Marcus Wittenburg October 31, 2018
Definition 1: Something that ends a sentence
Definition 2: Shark week of hell, satanic sacrifice, uterus revenge week, depression, happiness, and MOTHER FUCKING CHOCOLATE <3
Definition 2: Shark week of hell, satanic sacrifice, uterus revenge week, depression, happiness, and MOTHER FUCKING CHOCOLATE <3
1:
Leah: Hey, you forgot a period.
2:
Steven: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SOME CHOCOLATE HURRY UP SHE'S ON HER PERIOD!!!!
Leah: Hey, you forgot a period.
2:
Steven: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SOME CHOCOLATE HURRY UP SHE'S ON HER PERIOD!!!!
by Marcus Wittenburg October 31, 2018
A Bella is a beautiful, nice, kind, and smart girl. She doesn't know just how great she is! A Bella is sad deep down, but you'd never see through that gleaming smile. She's depressed, suicidal, pretty much everything under the sun. So if you ever meet a Bella, be sure to be kind!
Tommy- Hey, look, there's Bella! When are you gonna ask her out?
Cameron- I dunno... I heard she dumps every guy because she thinks she's not good enough.
Tommy- Really? She's so hot!
Cameron- Yeah... Once I heard her crying in the bathroom.
Tommy- Now that I don't believe. She's in AP Calculus with me, and she's always smiling.
Cameron- Woah... I wonder what she's really like.
Cameron- I dunno... I heard she dumps every guy because she thinks she's not good enough.
Tommy- Really? She's so hot!
Cameron- Yeah... Once I heard her crying in the bathroom.
Tommy- Now that I don't believe. She's in AP Calculus with me, and she's always smiling.
Cameron- Woah... I wonder what she's really like.
by Marcus Wittenburg November 20, 2018
Tom: So are you straight or bi?
Luke: I'm bi, I just have a female lean.
Tom: What is that?
Luke: It means that I'd rather date a girl than a boy, but I'll do both.
Luke: I'm bi, I just have a female lean.
Tom: What is that?
Luke: It means that I'd rather date a girl than a boy, but I'll do both.
by Marcus Wittenburg October 31, 2018
Teacher- I saw that you wrote "whoa" in your paper, correct?
Susie- Yeah, what about it?
Teacher- It's actually spelled woah, Susie.
Susie- Yeah, what about it?
Teacher- It's actually spelled woah, Susie.
by Marcus Wittenburg November 20, 2018
A paroxysm of something is like a large amount of emotion. Ex- Paroxysm of happiness is a lot of happiness at once.
by Marcus Wittenburg February 1, 2019