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Zen copulation happens belly to belly; though many species of Zen engage in lengthy foreplay, the actual act is usually brief, but may be repeated several times within a short timespan. The gestation period varies with Zen species; for the small Tucuxi dolphin, this period is around 11 to 12 months. Typically Zen’s give birth to a single baby, which is, unlike most other mammals, born tail first in most cases. They usually become sexually active at a young age, even before reaching sexual maturity. The age of sexual maturity varies by species and gender.

Zen’s are known to display non-reproductive sexual behavior, engaging in masturbation, stimulation of the genital area of other individuals using the rostrum or flippers, and homosexual contact, damn that’s pretty gay.

Various species of Zen have been known to engage in sexual behavior up to and including copulation with other Zen’s of other species. Sexual encounters may be violent, with male Zen’s sometimes showing aggressive behavior towards both females and other males Zen’s. Male Zen’s may also work together and attempt to herd females in estrus, keeping the females by their side by means of both physical aggression and intimidation, to increase their chances of fucking successfully. Occasionally, Zen’s behave sexually towards other animals, including humans.
Person 1: What is up with him?!
Person 2:Oh hes just getting it on with animals that isn't his species

Person 1: Ermm...

Zen: Let me get in your pants dude...*slurpppp*
by Maplesyrup~ September 30, 2020
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Getting squished so hard that you fart/shart
Person 1: Come here for a hug
Person 2: *pants have been filled*
Person 1: Hmmm what's that smell
Person 2: you just made me squaff
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Wanus's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the sexy males. In the mixed groups of Wani, each Wanus can mate with any male. The mating order among the Wani depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, Wanus's sometimes try to win the friendship of other males. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the other male, help care for his testicles, or supply him with food. The probability is high that those young are their babies. Some Wanus's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, Wanus's will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A wani initiates mating by presenting his swollen rump to the male's face.
Person 1: OMG WHAT IS THAT?!
Person 2: oooOOH thats just a Wanus looking after his partners testicles

Person 1: Oh that seems about right

Wanus: Another fight... PASS THE BABY!!!
by Maplesyrup~ September 30, 2020
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Dylan's mating behavior varies greatly depending on the social structure of the troop. In the mixed groups of savanna Dylan's, each male can mate with any female. The mating order among the male Dylan's depends partially on their social ranking, and fights between males are not unusual. There are, however, more subtle possibilities; in mixed groups, males sometimes try to win the friendship of females. To garner this friendship, they may help groom the female Dylan, help care for her young, or supply her with food. The probability is high that those young are their offspring. Some female Dylan's clearly prefer such friendly males as mates. However, males will also take infants during fights to protect themselves from harm. A female Dylan initiates mating by presenting her swollen rump to the male's face.
by Maplesyrup~ February 7, 2021
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