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Retardiation 

A spontaneous and thus not very sagacious act of vengeance, i.e. prematurely executed and without consideration of the consequences.

Etymology: A neologism contrived by merging the phonetic similar words retarded and retaliation.
1) How Austrian authorities reacted to the Sarajevo assassination in 1914 may well be described as one of the biggest retardiations in the history of mankind.

2) "My teacher caught me writing urban dictionary entries during class and took my thesaurus away, so I hit him in the face."
Retardiation by schoolsuspended February 23, 2014

returdation 

Whether by sheer will, and excellent sphincter muscles, or by force of some divine benevolence - the reinsertion, or inward return, of a turd nearly about to fall off.
During this morning's pre-work deuce, I had a bit of returdation, and now I think I know what being the catcher in butt-sex feels like.
returdation by DB Wyld April 22, 2021

Retardiation 

If Palin can make up words, they should at least be fitting. Retardiation is the act of being so st st stooopid that everything you say further retards your followers. This is especially true when you followers are conservatards or retardicans. It generally pertains to specific folks such as Palin, CryBecky, Bimbo, and O'Really. Bush used retardiation as pertaining to religion and politics very well. The dumb got dumber and rich got richer because the of 'trickle down' of retardiation from the President down to the street level retardicans of teenage unwed mothers.
Palin speaks and the conservatards actually get more retarded as she speaks that is clearly the retardiation effect.

When Palin is done speaking the retardicans are for the strict interpretation of the US Constitution if they can just change it to suit their retarded need for the rich to get richer. Can they really get more retarded by the retardiation of Palin.?
Retardiation by Retardicanfodder November 29, 2010

returdation 

its most commonly used as a compliment, or another word for you look very smart man.
hi man
hi you returdation
thank you
returdation by pronyhubber January 2, 2019

Retardiationtism 

A person who is both autistic and retarded.
YO! Did you see Jerry, he had a car crash and now he's got Retardiationtism
Retardiationtism by Rangigga June 9, 2024
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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