81 definitions by MalumLibrum958
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
Person 1: What's top surgery?
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.
Person 2: Never mind that. What's bottom surgery?
Person 3: What's nonbinary?
Person 4: What a bunch of eggs.
Person 5: They're a guy, a gal, and a nonbinary pal, yes.
by MalumLibrum958 November 13, 2022
The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.
by MalumLibrum958 October 10, 2023
Alice: Did you hear the news? Charlie's right hand man published incriminating information about him.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.
Bob: Well, I would never burn you to the ground.
by MalumLibrum958 September 19, 2023
The name of a whale from a Korean comic series. The series starts out as a slice of life comic about the whale and his friends' daily adventures. Later on, however, it becomes about superheroes fighting terrorists.
Graegorae in episode 1: I ate too much ice cream and pooped myself.
Graegorae in episode 684: My grandfather was murdered right in front of me and my best friend sacrificed himself to blow up the main antagonist.
Graegorae in episode 684: My grandfather was murdered right in front of me and my best friend sacrificed himself to blow up the main antagonist.
by MalumLibrum958 September 26, 2021
by MalumLibrum958 November 22, 2020
Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?
Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 3, 2022