Malcolm X-crement's definitions
1. A classic childrens television show from the 1950's featuring Buffalo Bob, a ventriloquist who had, among characters, a wooden puppet named Howdy Doody.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
by Malcolm X-crement December 7, 2003
Get the Howdy Doodymug. verb. To partake of an alcoholic beverage.
2. verb. To cut off something- especially so as to prevent further growth.
3. A Jap.
2. verb. To cut off something- especially so as to prevent further growth.
3. A Jap.
Time for a little nip from the bottle!
2. I'm gonna nip it in the bud!
3. I'm watching the banned Bugs Bunny episode called Nip The Nip.
2. I'm gonna nip it in the bud!
3. I'm watching the banned Bugs Bunny episode called Nip The Nip.
by Malcolm X-crement April 9, 2006
Get the nipmug. Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.
Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"
by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003
Get the urbandectomymug. Creature, much like Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, Sasquatch and the Good Nigger- often spoken of, but one has never actually been seen by a reputable witness.
I met the perfect woman last night, just before I sailed my yacht back to my mansion.....yeah...that's the ticket!
by Malcolm X-crement January 5, 2004
Get the Perfect Womanmug. A term popularized in a cartoon from the 60's that starred a genius dog named Mr. Peabody. It was his trademeark phrase, often said to the child (whose name was Sherman) whom he would always be explaining history or science to (with his own unusual twist of course). Sherman would retort with a smart remark, to which Mr. Peabody would reply "Quiet, you!".
by Malcolm X-crement December 21, 2003
Get the quiet youmug. 1. Noun: A flatus, expelled through the anus.
2: Verb: The act of expelling flatuses through the anus, usually fouling the surrounding air with a strong objectionable stench while producing a commical noise.
3: A contemptable or stupid person.
2: Verb: The act of expelling flatuses through the anus, usually fouling the surrounding air with a strong objectionable stench while producing a commical noise.
3: A contemptable or stupid person.
1. That fart that I just cut really smells good!
2. Open the window, I have to fart!
3. Mr. Crustybaum is such an old fart!
2. Open the window, I have to fart!
3. Mr. Crustybaum is such an old fart!
by Malcolm X-crement October 15, 2006
Get the fartmug. 1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
by Malcolm X-crement December 6, 2003
Get the Disturbedmug.