Malcolm X-crement's definitions

christmas

An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?

Real Christians don't celebrate the Pagan, Catholic holiday of Christmas!

by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003

#

A grid for the playing of the game Tic Tac Toe.

Hey Poindexter, take your finger out of your ass, and lets play some #!

by Malcolm X-crement December 3, 2003

nip

verb. To partake of an alcoholic beverage.

2. verb. To cut off something- especially so as to prevent further growth.

3. A Jap.

Time for a little nip from the bottle!

2. I'm gonna nip it in the bud!

3. I'm watching the banned Bugs Bunny episode called Nip The Nip.

by Malcolm X-crement April 9, 2006

urbandectomy

Process whereby a human being loses the diseased and contaminated environment of the city, to live a healthy and happy existence in a rural area.

Eric: "Hey Malcolm, what are you doing in Kentucky?
Malcolm: "I had an urbandectomy- got rid of that festering New York!"

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

Dr. Pepper

A quite interesting carbonated soft-drink. It tastes great the first time you have it, or if you don't drink it too frequently, but its' flavor seems to fade and become un-noticeable if you drink it on a regular basis. It is better than Coke and Pepsi, and all the other popular soft-drinks, and often causes one to belch loudly, which is reason enough to drink it.

I remember the day Chris had a slice of pizza and a Dr. Pepper, and did the loudest belch I've ever heard in my life!

by Malcolm X-crement December 23, 2003

Potsie

The coolest and most talented character on the 1970's sit-com Happy Days- played by Anson Williams. The characters full name was potsie Weber.

Richie!, It's Potsie!

by Malcolm X-crement December 27, 2003

moe.

Short for Moses Horowitz- one the Three Stooges- a slap-stick comedy trio which acheived the height of their popularity in the 1940's. The other members were Curly and Larry. Moe was the dominant one, who would often physically abuse the other two, while they exhibited extreme ineptitude in everything that they attempted to do.

Moe: "You knucklehead!" gouges Curlys' eyes
Curly: "Hey, Moe! WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO!!"

by Malcolm X-crement December 25, 2003