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1. Avian fecal matter. In the 18th and 19th centuries, the North American Guano Company would send ships to south-Pacific islands to harvest the guan, which was used as fertilizer. (seriously!)
2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
2. Bad news or something unpleasant and unflattering.
1. We used to have to import our <i>guano</i> from Mocronesia, but today we produce so much bullshit in Washington, that we no longer need the bird shit!
2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
2. Wendy really dumped a load of <i>guano</i> on me when she said we were breaking up!
by Malcolm X-crement November 16, 2003
Get the guano mug.A term often used by Jews to describe a person with dark brown skin, huge lips and knappy hair; a Junglebunny.
by Malcolm X-crement November 17, 2003
Get the Schvatze mug.1. Noun: A flatus, expelled through the anus.
2: Verb: The act of expelling flatuses through the anus, usually fouling the surrounding air with a strong objectionable stench while producing a commical noise.
3: A contemptable or stupid person.
2: Verb: The act of expelling flatuses through the anus, usually fouling the surrounding air with a strong objectionable stench while producing a commical noise.
3: A contemptable or stupid person.
1. That fart that I just cut really smells good!
2. Open the window, I have to fart!
3. Mr. Crustybaum is such an old fart!
2. Open the window, I have to fart!
3. Mr. Crustybaum is such an old fart!
by Malcolm X-crement October 15, 2006
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Get the # mug.1. Short for "mentally disturbed"- a psychotic, retarded or very stupid person- or a person who acts that way.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
2. What you get when someone interrupts you during a session of masturbation.
1. People who listen to heavey-metal music are disturbed!
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
2. I walked in on Paul when he was choking his chicken and disturbed him.
by Malcolm X-crement December 6, 2003
Get the Disturbed mug.1. A classic childrens television show from the 1950's featuring Buffalo Bob, a ventriloquist who had, among characters, a wooden puppet named Howdy Doody.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
2. What you say to the steaming pile of turds in the toilet, when you turn back to look at them.
by Malcolm X-crement December 7, 2003
Get the Howdy Doody mug.An ancient Roman Pagan festival that was given a "Christian" name in the fouirth century. Even though no one knows the date of Jesus Christs birth, it is for certain that it could not have been on Dec. 25th. Yet, people lie and say that Jesus was born on this day- and then they participate in all the old pagan customs, as if that honors Christ.
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
Think about it- what does putting a pine tree in your living room have to do with Jesus? Would Jesus approve of a huge lie that is perpetuated on kids every year about Santa Claus?
Why do Protestants celebrate a Catholic holiday- Christs' Mass?
by Malcolm X-crement December 19, 2003
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