MagicDonJuan's definitions

Cult

A group of religious dudes, that want you to cut off your balls.

C'mon, cut off your balls, we all did it!

by MagicDonJuan November 23, 2003

Statistic

A person with a disease

uhh... YOU!

by MagicDonJuan November 15, 2003

man boob

You get man boobs when you eat a lot of food. Then you become fat, then all of a sudden PFFFFT!!! Man boobs.

Holy crap! Those are some big man boobs!

by MagicDonJuan December 31, 2003

Cadbury Surprise

A more fun way to commit suicide...

First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.

Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!

(Grandma crying in the back)

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

Spoon

The worst possible way to die...

Dude... If you don't stop, I'll fucking spoon you to death.

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

superpissed

really pissed... like as pissed as you can get.

I am so superpissed... I swear if I get any more pissed, I'll commit suicide right now.

by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004