24 definitions by MadMark255

Get Aboard

A phrase said to someone who misses the point of a joke and/or sarcastic comment by responding to such with an otherwise relevant anecdote.

Stan: Ugh, my hair looks terrible!
Rob: Did you know a rhinos horn is made of hair?
Stan: Dude, get aboard!

by MadMark255 November 11, 2020

Assholeless

A vulgar, derogatory term for a vampire. Because vampires only drink blood, they would have no need for an anus, and would therefore lack one entirely. Thus being Assholeless

-Abe: Die, assholeless!
-Vlad: Woah, not cool bro.

by MadMark255 February 17, 2021

Portland Frank

The act of dressing up one's penis as a hotdog, typically by covering it with mustard.

When changing his underwear, Bill discovered there was mustard on his junk, apparently the result of an attempted Portland Frank.

by MadMark255 December 18, 2021

The Hooker's Bath

According to the late comedian George Carlin, the hooker's bath is the act of cleaning only the following body parts:
1. Armpits

2. Asshole
3. Teeth
4. Crotch

Having no time for a proper shower, Susie just did the hooker's bath.

by MadMark255 February 18, 2017

Dickfence

Another term for asshole; somebody that acts in a shitty manner consistently

Tyler: *pushes Bob out of his way*
Bob: Jesus, Tyler, you're such a fucking dickfence!

by MadMark255 November 9, 2020

Man Camel

A hybrid of a human male and a camel, created for advertising purposes. Known for his love of cigarettes.

Joe the Man Camel would ultimately meet his end from lung cancer brought on by excessive smoking.

by MadMark255 September 29, 2021

Dumbass

If you seriously need to know what this means, then you probably are one.

Like, seriously. Dumbass.

by MadMark255 February 4, 2021