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The act of pulling out ones penis and squirting mustard on it, thus resembling a hot dog. A bun can be added to increase the effect.
Scott- "I was totally wasted last night and my friend said that I had even performed a portland frank. I said no way and un zipped my pants, only to find mustard stains."

Mike- "Damn, must have been one hell of a night."
#portland #frank #hotdog #food #mustard
by SBtheBoss June 17, 2011
The name given to using your penis like a hot dog by putting mustard on it made famous on Jackass 3.5
I woke up the next morning with mustard on my penis, I must have made a portland frank last night.
#hot dog #food #sex #mustard #sexy hotdog
by Prince Radames June 05, 2011
From the new Jackass 3.5 movie. When you wake up with mustard all over your wiener/dick/cock/penis...
John: Dude, was I really drunk last night?
Matt: Yeah you grabbed the mustard for some reason and gave yourself a portland frank all over your cock.
John: No i didn't....
Matt: Check your dick...
John: Ohhh shittttttttt.......
#hot #dog #bar #drink #drunk #portland #oregon #mustard #shit #pants #jackass #3.5 #john #johnny #matt #shitter
by SEXYcheerleaderBABE June 05, 2011
when you whip out your penis and put mustard all over it.
Dude got so drunk last night that he pulled a portland frank.
#penis #frank #drunk #bar #condiment
by docta2011 June 09, 2011
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