41 definitions by M_Dubz152

The lasso

Grabbing the base of your flaccid penis and swinging it in a circle. Resembles a cowboy swinging a lasso (rope).

Sometimes after a nice hot shower, I swing the lasso around a few times.

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023

Dongcopter

Also known as the windmill. A nude male moving his hips in a way that his penis swings 360 degrees around. Its like a flesh nunchuck. For added comedic effect such as at a party or in a locker room: in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger voice you say "Get to the choppa nowwww!"

The best way to dry your manhood after a shower is doing the dongcopter.

by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

Wooly bobos

Slang term for testicles. More than likely it is an unshaven, unkempt, not manscaped pair of testicles. Hence the wooly.

In the summer I need to be careful prior to sitting. Don't want to accidently crush my wooly bobos.

by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

Zombie rod

When a male has too many ejaculations in a short period of time. Eventually the glans (mushroom tip) will have a numb and pins and needles feeling. Erections at this point are like soggy macaroni. To rigidity or stiffness happening.

After an afternoon marathon of spanking the ham, I got a bad case of zombie rod.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

R Kelly

A former 90's and early 2000's r&b singer. More famous for videos surfacing of him urinating on women during sex.

Essentially anything involving your feces and/or urine on another person could be called the R Kelly.

I felt like R Kelly after giving that skank a golden shower.

by M_Dubz152 July 1, 2023

Growler

Slang term for shit. Made popular by the TV show Workaholics.

After eating Taco bell, I had to take an epic growler.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Flopper

Slang term for flaccid penis. Also a slang term for a wrestler (real not wwe bullshit) that sucks at wrestling. Mimics a flopping fish when theyre getting ragdolled.

On hot days, my flopper is extra floppy.

J.V James is a flopper. He gets pinned by everyone.

by M_Dubz152 June 11, 2023