MORGAN's definitions

sasquache

the act of jamming your big toe up the ass of another and then cram the shitified toe down the persons throught

by morgan October 24, 2003

Cradle of Fear

Essentially a really cheesy porno with some fake gore, starring Dani Filth from Cradle of Filth. Lots of boobs, blood, jugular veins, head explosions, and fun for the whole family! Silly brits can't make movies.

Want a good laugh? Go see Cradle of Fear.

by Morgan September 1, 2008

kinfolk

The relatives of an inbred.

"I reckon that as it's your tenth birthday, Jodie Ann, I should tell yee a few thangs about who lives here with us, cousin Billy Bob here is your kinfolk, IN FACT, he's your brother, uncle, and husband too."

by Morgan October 16, 2003

mike jones

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

by Morgan April 22, 2005

air five

Air five is a high five through a long distance, usually used when speaking on the phone or writing emails

OOOH good one, air five!

by Morgan February 2, 2005

birdgie

This phrase originates from Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada. Heard in the halls of HCI, this phrase was originally used to mock Jared Klimosko, whose nickname is "Bird." Cody Spence and Richard Harbison are the ones responsible for starting this idiotic trend.

Why was this phrase created? Bird just wouldn't sit down.

Richard: Birdgie! Sit down!
Bird: No.
Cody: Birdgie!
Richard: Birgie!
Cody: Birgie!
Richard: Birdgie.
Cody: Birgie.
Richard: Birdgie.
Miss Philips: Would you two shut the hell up?
(pause)
Richard: Birdgie.
(Bird sits down.)

by Morgan February 20, 2005

hot

"cool"
made popular by Paris Hilton. now only said by total posers. or wannabes.

*sees something cool* "That's hot"

by morgan January 7, 2007