MORGAN's definitions

sasquache

the act of jamming your big toe up the ass of another and then cram the shitified toe down the persons throught

by morgan October 24, 2003

makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

by morgan May 13, 2005

kenny chesney

The greatest country singer ever. Also, very good looking.

Kenny Chesney's tractor is sexy.

by Morgan January 24, 2005

sasquatch

the act of jamming your big toe up anothers ass then shoving it down that same persons throat.

by morgan October 24, 2003

Haslett

Not a fag farm. Not very many car accidents, or druggies. A very cool place to live. Lots of cool people to hang with.

Man 1: Haslett is AWESOME!
Man 2: Ya I LOVE living here.
Woman: Ya its cool.

by Morgan January 11, 2005

duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Liancourt

A french duke who delivered the news of the fall of Bastille to King Louis XVI July 14, 1789. This began the French Revolution.

Someone with an extraordinarily long name that you couldn't correctly pronounce if you were paid to.

When King Louis XVI was told the news of the fall of the Bastille by the duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt, he exclaimed
"Why, this is a revolt."
"No sire," replied the duc, "this is a revolution."

"hey what's his name?"
"i dunno, might as well be duc de La Rouchefoucauld-Lianocourt..."

by morgan December 5, 2004

escellent

A word invented by the coolest girl ever.

"Elissa is so escellent because she made up this word."

by Morgan March 26, 2005