mike jones

a southern rapper who bases his entire career around his name.

Just listen to any of his few singles, and he says his name like it is some kind of verb, its annoying. then he has the nerve to have good beats and people think he hot, but he is not.

by Morgan April 22, 2005

makjob

a handjob thats to intense to handel.orgasmic and to hot to handle trust me your bone will be hard

"yo man i got a nice ass mak job"
"Damn that makjob was hott my dog spit up twice"

by morgan March 10, 2005

makjob

A hand job that makes you dog spit up
hard and fast;nice a cool

"damn son that was a nice makjob"

by morgan March 10, 2005

fruity in the booty

A person who is homosexual.

AN: gay lesbian lesbo and several other variations.

"Man, Cons is so fruity in the booty!"

by Morgan March 22, 2005

Hooters Bear

I dont care. something you say when someone asks you a question and you dont know or care.

Micheal:What is 8+9 Morgan:i dont know i dont care i dont give a hooters bear

by Morgan August 27, 2003

fortune cookie

the post-coital act of putting a used condom back into the vagina, ideally without the girl's knowledge......a great practical joke !!

when she awoke in the morning and used the bathrom she found the fortune cookie i left her.

by MORGAN August 12, 2003

checking out

a term used on instant messaging services. meant as "im gunna go"

urscreenamesuks: yo, im gunna check out, i'll catch ya lata

by morgan April 17, 2005