60 definitions by MONKEY

pull it

do something

pull it motherfucka

by MONKEY January 31, 2004

fangirl

A female who has overstepped the line between healthy fandom and indecent obsession

Fan: Hakkai from Saiyuki is really cool, he's smart and nice and hey, he's pretty cute.
Fangirl: Lyke OMG!!!11!one! Hakkai iz so lke totly my huzbend!
Fan: You DO realize he is a two dimensional image on your television screen right?
Fangirl: NOOO!! He'z reel and he iz al myne!

by MONKEY December 7, 2004

bounce for the ounce

a reference to the ratio of breast size to overall body weight.
a girl thats slightly overweight but has nice luscious breasts is more appealing than a slim flatchested girl because she has more bounce for the ounce. (in the case of guys who value larger breasts.)

Yeh, she could maybe shed a couple, but you gotta admit, shes got plenty of bounce for the ounce.

by MONKEY January 24, 2005

The Gush

The experience of prolonged masturbation, usually resulting in death or severe disability.

"What happened to Andy, man?", "Oh, his girlfriend dumped him, and he developed The Gush".

by MONKEY November 11, 2003

diesel

An average player who thinks he's l337

by MONKEY June 14, 2003

slamhammered

Being drunker than a real man should be.

I got so slamhammered, my roommate came home and I was dying of hypothermia on the livingroom floor.

by MONKEY December 12, 2003

cow tipping

A theory that town people think is true. When gay little fuckers go out in the pasture thinking a cow sleeps standing up (them little faggots). They try to push it over but realize the cow is awake and start running but slips and falls into cow shit. Then thier little rich scrubby ass goes home dirty and crying saying they want to sue the cow.

Joe went cow tipping and then went home crying to his mommy that night. That stupid little queerish faggot cum sucking mammas bitch that thinks cows sleep standing up...dumb rich town fucker

by MONKEY April 22, 2005