MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Meat Ring Philosophy

The philosophy that the number of folds around a flaccid dick determine its erect size - many folds = large & no or few folds = small

Dick aficionados swear by the Meat Ring Philosophy!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Pussitus

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy

Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!

by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Mish-Cunt

When a person in power, such as a professor, thinks that his or her shit doesn't stink; he is a dick and she is a cunt

My professor will not listen to any other viewpoint than her own; she is a Mish-Cunt!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008

Stinky Pinky

With a butthole virgin, put in your pinky before putting in your cock (unless they are the same size); she will need to work her way up in grandeur (size)

Before exploring Butthole Pleasures with Lisa, MOCO decided to perform a Stinky Pinky, thus saving himself a Log Jam!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Rank Crank

1. A dick that has been in a nasty twat

2. A dick that is covered in pussy juice (a damn good thing!) Stinkie Twinkie

1. Any guy that fucks Lindsay Hohan has rank crank!

2. Megan Fox just gave me rank crank! Thanks, Megan!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2010

Cum Guzzling Cunt

A dirty whore; Lindsay Hohan (a.k.a. Lohan)

Lindsay Hohan is a cum guzzling cunt!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 28, 2011