MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Jack-hammering

Fucking a broad with fast, rapid thrusts

Lisa needed a good old jack-hammering!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Log Flogging

A hand job on a well-endowed guy

Broads enjoy log flogging!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007

Tucson Steamer

Tying your victim's wrists and ankles to the bedposts then shitting on the person's face and leaving the person lying there until the shit dries(everything is dry in the desert)

GM deserves a Tucson Steamer!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

The Choker

A long, thick cock that a broad chokes on while trying to suck (blow) it

MOCO gave Colleen the choker but she couldn't choke it down!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Stinkathon

Sex marathon (related to Stinkie Twinkie wherein your twinkie (dick) gets stinkie for hours on end!)

Some guys would like to have a stinkathon with Julia Stiles!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011

Double Bag It

Putting two rubbers on your cock before fucking a dirty whore (if you don't want any of the bitch's diseases)

A smart guy would double bag it before fucking Lindsay Hohan!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008

N-T-A-C

No Talent Ass Clown

Completely useless person; idiot; douche bag; pud

Snooki is a N-T-A-C!

by MOCO & P-Phat October 21, 2011