MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Smell & Tell

Adult male version of "Show & Tell" where a guy places his index and middle fingers under his buddy's nose to indicate that he just finger-banged a chick.

P-Phat: I never liked "Show & Tell" in school.

MOCO: Really?

P-Phat: But I love Smell & Tell!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

MOCO

MOnster COck; a huge dick - in terms of both length and girth

Similar to, but larger than, HOCO

John Holmes was famous for his MOCO!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2010

Pussy-Juice Cocktail

The liquor produced by a woman's pussy

Mooj: Andy, it isn't about Love; it's about Pussy-Juice Cocktail!

Andy: Yes, Mooj, it is about Pussy-Juice Cocktail!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Snapping A Deuce

Number 2; taking a shit

Sometimes relief means snapping a deuce!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Scat-Rat

A guy who loves to give butthole pleasures; a guy into anal sex

Ron Jeremy is a Scat-Rat!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Skin Flautist

A guy who is an expert at beating off; a chick who specializes in hand jobs

Your average male teenager is a skin flautist!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 12, 2010

Slick the Dipstick

Fucking, banging, having sex (the dick (dipstick) gets wet from the pussy juice)

MOCO loves to slick the dipstick!!!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009