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Definitions by MOCO & P-Phat

Marination Station

A pussy, cunt or twat used to tenderize and marinate objects, such as cigars, popsicles, etc.

(Let the juices flow!) (The 'station' isn't just for marinating your dick!)
President Clinton loved to marinate cigars in Monica Lewinsky's Marination Station!

Taming the Shrew 

Butt fucking; anal sex

(The asshole/butt-hole is the angry shrew; the dick tames the shrew with each thrust)
Penny from The Big Bang Theory's favorite position is Taming the Shrew.

Damn it, Leonard, Tame Her Shrew!
Taming the Shrew by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

Busty McNasty 

A chick with a tramp stamp tattooed across her tits
A Busty McNasty just flashed me on Bourbon Street!
Busty McNasty by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

The Roxie 

When a hard-up, horny broad makes her lap dog lick her pussy

(The lap dog is usually a Chihuahua since this breed licks a lot anyway)
Boy-friendless, herpes-infected chicks often force their lap dogs to give them the Roxie!
The Roxie by MOCO & P-Phat November 8, 2012

Pussitus 

A disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a pussy
Joey Lawrence must have had chronic pussitus not to have nailed Blossom’s friend, Six!
Pussitus by MOCO & P-Phat March 28, 2012

Splanking 

Sexual poisition:

The girl lays stretched out, face down on the bed (like a 'plank'); the guy straddles her and enters her from above and behind; his balls spank her ass with each thrust. Spanking + plank = Splanking! This position makes the pussy truly tight!
Bro 1: All chicks I have fucked love splanking!

Bro 2: What's splanking?

Bro 1: It's my signature move! The chick lies down like a plank and my balls spank her while I fuck her from behind!

Bro 2: That must make her pussy super tight.

Bro 1: That's the point!
Splanking by MOCO & P-Phat March 27, 2012

10 Knuckle Shuffle 

1. Giving a guy with a big dick a hand job; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles

2. Guys with big dicks beating off; requires two hands, 10 fingers and 10 knuckles
John Holmes required the 10 Knuckle Shuffle from bitches!