MOCO & P-Phat's definitions

Ham Glazing

1) Blow job (where the saliva adds wetness to the cock)
2) Fucking (where pussy juice adds wetness to the cock)

Some broads are experts at ham glazing!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Crank Yanking

1. Beating off, jerking off, spanking off
2. Hand job

Hoes are pros at crank yanking!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Pussy Glue

Cum, spunk, jizz

MOCO unleashed so much pussy glue that Lisa's labia were stuck together for 5 hours!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Full Service Lube Job

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)

MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Perkalicious

Perky + delicious; the way you feel when you see a tight, perky ass

Marisa's ass is so damn perkalicious!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Cock-star

A guy who knows how to use his cock in the bedroom, pornstar, stud

After Lisa came twice, she called MOCO a cock-star!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

Poop Deck

Ass, booty, butt, pooper

Colleen had an awesome poop deck! MOCO wanted to swab her poop deck!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2008