4 definitions by MINION TAMPONS?

Mosquito

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.

Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!

by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

Zoobe Bunny

A bunny who had 50 billion boyfriends, ate so much fucking shit on the Fourth of July, hates minion tampons, and died strapped to a firework while being happy about it.

The zoobe bunny has 50 billion boyfriends?!?!

Yeah but they couldnt save her in the firework

by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022

Urban Dictionary User

People who like to make everything sexual. You could be looking up what "cow" means, and then there's a sick definition that says "a way for four people to have sex". What the hell?

John is an Urban Dictionary User!

by MINION TAMPONS? June 15, 2021

Mistake

Appparently something that makes you stronger.

Morgz is a mistake!

by MINION TAMPONS? June 15, 2021