quordioblasphemy

when one cannot decide between two outfits

I feel quordioblasphemy when I cannot make up my mind between my hot new gold halter and my hot pink tube top.

by lulu January 01, 2005

chex

impyling that the receiver is grateful for a gift or action that has taken place

Woah, you smacked up that mean son-of-a-bitch that nicked my pint, chex dude!

by Lulu January 31, 2003

chunch

the top of the crack of the ass; the plumber's crack

Pull up your pants. Your chunch is showing!

by lulu April 18, 2005

safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

by Lulu February 09, 2005

cock it up

A word used by Luis. Actual definition TBA.
Other variations of the word: Cock him up, cock her up

Hey that bitch is looking at you; cock her up!

by LuLu March 02, 2004

fat as a tick

adj. Bloated and obese. Derives from the state of a tick(parasitic insect) after it has gorged itself on a host mammal's blood. Not complimentary. I've heard it in the context of Australian slang, but I'm sure it's spoken all over the place.

"Christ! All that beer you've been guzzling latley has made you fat as a tick!"

by Lulu July 02, 2004

raisin

to be really really bad, in any way whatsoever. Ie: taste, looks, etc. Can apply to a situation.

NO way man... thats so raisin!
This crap is raisin.
I hate that girl shes so raisin.

by lulu May 09, 2004