70 definitions by Lord Grimcock
Officially, Women's Royal Naval Service, a sort of auxiliary RN for women that was brought in to relieve manpower shortages during the war. Also known as the Wrens.
Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.
Unofficially, for quite obvious reasons, Weekly Ration Naval Snatch.
by Lord Grimcock May 8, 2009
by Lord Grimcock May 7, 2008
A quasi-sex act that combines the worst aspects of the Cleveland steamer, Darjeeling standpipe, Hawaiian muscle fuck, Trimdon Piledriver and Pasadena mudslide, with or without the use of goosefat, performed in groups of six to eight to the sound of contemporary rock.
Shields is going to the fucking dogs. Only last week behind Majestic Bingo I happened on a group of youths engaged in some sort of half-arsed Celine Dion.
by Lord Grimcock October 15, 2007
Conflation of faggot / goth. Largely redundant, because all goths are fags. No exceptions whatsoever.
by Lord Grimcock August 11, 2008
A piece of software so useless, intrusive, poorly-conceived, designed and/or supported one forms the opinion that everyone who was involved in its creation, marketing and distribution is a cunt.
Norton Anti-Virus is the archetype of cuntware.
by Lord Grimcock October 20, 2007
The practice of exchanging sex for money, goods or favours - by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.
Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.
Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.
Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.
Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.
by Lord Grimcock May 18, 2008
Participle version of 'namble', itself backformed from 'nambler'. To be in the way of, or actively engaged in molesting kids.
I'm a nambling man
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA
Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.
I'm gonna namble your asshole
Tonight
- Turbonegro / Anal Gestapo - The Midnight NAMBLA
Tut, look at the Telegraph. Looks like Janner's been caught nambling again.
by Lord Grimcock April 29, 2008