Lon's definitions

rich bitch

An extremley rich person, usually seen wearing fur coats and high class suits. They almost always live in huge ass mansions, and drive high-class foreign cars. While some can be complete assholes, others actually share their wealth.

Look at that rich bitch over there in that Mercedes! Damn!

by Lon October 13, 2003

money

What Snoop Dogg has on his mind.

"...With my mind on my money and my money on my mind..."

by Lon December 28, 2005

abnormal

Psychology defines abnormal typically in the realms of abnormal behavior. There are three main criteria that are used in defining what is abnormal.

They are:
1. The behvaior poses a risk to either themself/others.
2. The person exhibiting the behavior is distressed by it.
3. It is statisically deviant.

Also, to a lesser extent, societal norms come into play in defining what is abnormal, but the risk of using this as a criterion increases the risk of stigmatizing.

Beating a pan over your head and talking to invisible blue dinosaurs while shitting your pants is abnormal.

by Lon May 30, 2005

The Hammer

A way of describing something as being overwhelmingly good, or having a superior quality that sets it apart from the rest. The idea is that the quality "hits you like a hammer."

Dude, that pizza we had last night was The Hammer.

by Lon March 11, 2008

tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.

Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.

by Lon April 15, 2006

Pube fairy

The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.

Dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the pube fairy.

by Lon August 29, 2007

buffalo wings

One of the greatest food creations of all time. Buffalo Wings are chicken wings that are breaded, and then coated in "Buffalo Sauce" which is almost always liquified red pepper, but some restaurants add other ingredients.

There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.

Plus, they go great with beer.

Buffalo Wings are a must for any sports party.

by Lon August 8, 2005