Lon's definitions
The task of standing up and manually changing the channel on the television control panel to find something entertaining to watch while your friends and family sit there and force you to keep changing the channels.
by Lon December 28, 2005
Get the Vanna White Jobmug. A math game given to elementary school students to help them learn their multiplication tables.
The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
The premise of the game, is that you are given three rows of ten basic multiplicaton problems, in which you are supposed to answer as many as you can in sixty seconds. If you manage to finish them all, you move on to 4, 5, and 6 rows.
by Lon September 5, 2005
Get the mad minutemug. Overrated RPG series. Which of these "final" fantasies are actually going to be the last god damn Final Fantasy?
by Lon September 5, 2005
Get the Final Fantasymug. Intellect refers to a human's ability to function outside of instinct. Examples include art, music, emotion, and worship.
Intellect should not be confused with intelligence.
by Lon April 17, 2006
Get the intellectmug. A combination between the phrase "jacking off" and the word "masturbate." Only used when you're extremely horny.
by Lon August 18, 2005
Get the jackoffsturbatemug. An extremley rich person, usually seen wearing fur coats and high class suits. They almost always live in huge ass mansions, and drive high-class foreign cars. While some can be complete assholes, others actually share their wealth.
by Lon October 13, 2003
Get the rich bitchmug. 