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Pube fairy

The magical fairy who comes in the middle of the night and leaves single black pubic hairs on the outer rims of toilet seats and urinals.
Dude, the urinal in the bathroom of the movie theater was totally visited by the pube fairy.
by Lon August 29, 2007
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tator tottin' it

What occurs when it's so cold outside that your penis shrivels down to the size of a tator tot.
Dude, it's freezing outside. I was so tator tottin' it.
by Lon April 15, 2006
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buffalo wings

One of the greatest food creations of all time. Buffalo Wings are chicken wings that are breaded, and then coated in "Buffalo Sauce" which is almost always liquified red pepper, but some restaurants add other ingredients.

There is great debate amongs b-wing lovers about who has the best wings. It is generally agreed upon that Hooters has the best wings in the world, while Buffalo Wild Wings comes in a close second.

Plus, they go great with beer.
Buffalo Wings are a must for any sports party.
by Lon August 8, 2005
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rap

Rap music represents the lowest form of intelligent sound composition. Rap music is known primarily for it's insignificant and objective lyrics, which often objectify women and portray the various rap artist in a a grandeous light. Somehow, someway, the rap industry still manages to trick millions of people a year to give up billions of their dollars.
"What are we listening to?"

"Jay-Z."

"Dude, this fucking sucks."
by Lon May 13, 2005
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aliza

An aliza is something very clean, polite, and well kept. Distancing herslef from anything dirty or anal, Alizas tend to remain superior. They also obtain the tastest bags of food that are frequently stolen by inferior surrounding beasts.
"Clean up the hallway and put the stolen booty back, the Aliza is coming!"
by Lon January 25, 2005
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bath crazies

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.
We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.
by Lon December 27, 2006
mugGet the bath craziesmug.

gas

Slang for a soda's "fizz".
"Shit, this Coke's out of gas! How long has the can been open?"
by Lon October 13, 2003
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