Lloyd's definitions

corner shop

A shithole excuse for a shop run by sweep sweepers. Only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

Person 1: yo bruv get us a drink from shaaban's
Person 2: fuck that id rather drink my own piss than buy a drink from there

by lloyd January 12, 2005

self high five

To high five yourself by tagging your hand with the other.

Man I just pulled that gorgeous chick over there! Self high five!

by Lloyd June 18, 2006

brunchy

Anglo-EEAAA-IAN Noun, derived from frenchy, brunch and paddington bear meaning 'to be frenchy'.

'brunchy ennit'

by Lloyd January 21, 2004

cork

adj.

A slang term, an abbreviated form of caucasian.

In a similar vein to cracker, honkey etc.

That darn cork

by Lloyd June 16, 2004

bloodmatrix

He is a good graphics artist with a tendency to overglorify himself. Some works deserve it, some don't. But he isn't a god. He's good, but not a god.
He resides at N-Sane's forums, which he mods.

Bloodmatrix goes through about 1000 site designs before choosing a final one.
Bloodmatrix has a tendency to wet his hair at every sink he sees.

by Lloyd February 24, 2005

heat stick

a nice warm stick of fecal matter that takes a bit of squeezing to get out.

I'm gonna go take a little heat stick, be right back

by Lloyd March 25, 2004

the bepe

Pubic hair trimmed in the stylee of Eastender's star Bepe DeMarco.

She had a fanny like Bepé's chin.

by lloyd April 28, 2004