Lloyd's definitions

Pudder

To pull through all the punches.... to be there for a friend... and to be a fucking crazy bastard who sticks with friends through it all.

You can always rely on Pudder

by Lloyd December 28, 2004

m300

M300 is an utterly careless individual aspiring to be a graphic artist. If he could find time to put more effort into his work, he just could be. His site, currently, is being redone (surprisingly).
www.m300.info

I went to M300's site today.

by Lloyd February 24, 2005

cuckoo's nest

A rather humorous term for a woman's pussy.

I skipped right past the foreplay and put it right in the cuckoo's nest.

by Lloyd June 18, 2006

recovered memory therapy

A discredited form of psychotherapy which typically:
1. assumes that childhood trauma (usually sexual in nature) is the basis of most psychological symptomatology;
2. assumes that people who have no memory of such trauma have probably "repressed" it through some arcane and undemonstrated psychological process, blocking it out of their mind completely;
3. assumes that it is necessary to "recover" these "repressed" memories in order for healing to occur;
4. assumes that methods known to produce false memories, such as hypnosis, guided imagery and EMDR can be used to produce accurate recollections;
5. often assumes that "flashbacks" and body memories are signs that the memories recalled are accurate, because of the mistaken view of the therapist that memory is "like a video tape recorder" that permits playback.
The "recovery" process often recommends cutting off contact with people who question the memories, including but not limited to family members who deny that the events so recalled in fact occurred. Recovered memory therapy is a major source of false memory syndrome, and has led to numerous false allegations of 'Satanic Ritual Abuse.'

"Whilst undergoing hypnosis as part of recovered memory therapy, Sally remembered being forced to kill and eat a baby she had given birth to after her father had raped her. The fact that she was found on medical examination to be an intact virgin suggested the likelihood of false memory syndrome."

by Lloyd September 7, 2005

false memory syndrome

A condition in which a person's identity and interpersonal relationships are centered around a memory of traumatic experience which is objectively false but in which the person strongly believes. Note that the syndrome is not characterized by false memories as such. We all have memories that are inaccurate. Rather, the syndrome may be diagnosed when the memory is so deeply ingrained that it orients the individual's entire personality and lifestyle, in turn disrupting all sorts of other adaptive behavior. The analogy to personality disorder is intentional. False Memory Syndrome is especially destructive because the person assiduously avoids confrontation with any evidence that might challenge the memory. Thus it takes on a life of its own, encapsulated and resistant to correction. The person may become so focused on memory that he or she may be effectively distracted from coping with the real problems in his or her life. (J. Kihlstrom)

She believed that she had been abused by satanists over many years, until she found that she had been suffering from False Memory Syndrome.

by Lloyd February 25, 2004

the bepe

Pubic hair trimmed in the stylee of Eastender's star Bepe DeMarco.

She had a fanny like Bepé's chin.

by lloyd April 28, 2004

corner shop

A shithole excuse for a shop run by sweep sweepers. Only two childern are allowed at any one time although they usually break the door down and raid the shop.

Person 1: yo bruv get us a drink from shaaban's
Person 2: fuck that id rather drink my own piss than buy a drink from there

by lloyd January 12, 2005