Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

sink the eight ball

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Cunning Linguist

One who has a sharp tongue, has a mastery of words, and is quick with a remark or comeback.

Don't fall for her sales pitch as she is a cunning linguist!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Catalanche

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

zorch

The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.

Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

cuntsecutive

A bitchy woman who is an executive at a firm

My boss is a certified cuntsecutive!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

fecal colony

n., pl. (1) a group of sexually intimate people who practice anal sex only within the group. (2)a harem of people who practice anal sex.

His fecal colony has grown exponentially since he put an ad in the personals for new members.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

twerple

A raspberry performed on the lower belly.

In bed last night she gave me a twerple.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019