traffucked

The situation of sitting in traffic, not being able to move forward, sideways or backwards, knowing you have to be somewhere.
"Honey, I'm gonna be late, I am so traffucked right now."
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz January 27, 2018
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Enginerd

Bob is an Enginerd with no sense of humor!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019
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schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle
Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019
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turdulent

Someone or something that is as slow as shit.
His turdulent intellect kept him at the check in counter forever.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016
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criver

n. a flowing waterway that is too big to be considered a 'creek', but too small to be considered a 'river'....therefore, a mingling of the two words to define this size waterway.
Our property was large, backed by a steep slope and boulders in the back and falling to a lovely little criver in the front, where we could watch the herons fishing.
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016
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cuntsecutive

A bitchy woman who is an executive at a firm
My boss is a certified cuntsecutive!
by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019
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