Definitions by Lizard boots and Lipshitz

auditeria 

N: a large area used both as a cafeteria and an auditorium.

Miss Smith's class is in the auditeria.

auditeria by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

jackdane

N: a dog breed cross between a Jack Russell and a Great Dane.

Jimmy's new puppy is a jackdane.

jackdane by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

hysturgical

ADJ: a word to describe a hysterical surgeon.

When Dr. Smith is in the OR, he is hysturgical.

hysturgical by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

hobophobic by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

bingasm

N. (1) The violent shudders and perspiration of the person winning the bingo game, resembling a sexual orgasm.

Those church ladies at the Saturday night bingo games love their bingasms.
LIstening to the church ladies' bingasms cracks me up!
I think granny bingasmed when they called B-7.

bingasm by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 8, 2019

sink the eight ball 

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

sink the eight ball by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

quintity 

N- five of something

My friends and I are a quintity to be reckoned with.

quintity by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019