schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

zorch

The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.

Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

Lyngnastics

The exercise of making up new words for Urban Dictionary.

My girlfriend and I do Lyngnastics for fun and to keep our tongues in shape.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Shitopia

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

punnerhea

N-an uncontrollable explosion of puns

Shut up, already, you've got a terrible case of punnerhea....

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

jackdane

N: a dog breed cross between a Jack Russell and a Great Dane.

Jimmy's new puppy is a jackdane.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

criver

n. a flowing waterway that is too big to be considered a 'creek', but too small to be considered a 'river'....therefore, a mingling of the two words to define this size waterway.

Our property was large, backed by a steep slope and boulders in the back and falling to a lovely little criver in the front, where we could watch the herons fishing.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016