Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

zorch

The girlie bits, as defined by your mother in law.

Mom's face still gets red when we talk about how she named her girlie bits, and why 'zorch' was her choice.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz June 10, 2018

schnoodle

N: a dog breed cross between a schnauzer and a poodle

Jimmy's new puppy is a schnoodle.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

dunk the munchkins

An expression meaning to take a dump

Will you excuse me while I go dunk the munchkins?

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Lyngnastics

The exercise of making up new words for Urban Dictionary.

My girlfriend and I do Lyngnastics for fun and to keep our tongues in shape.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019

Shitopia

A beautiful, serene and peaceful bathroom, where you can find happiness and relief in a lovely, stress-free environment.

While they planned the renovations, plans for the perfect shitopia emerged.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 16, 2016

shumb

When you are wiping your ass and you get shit on the side of your thumb.

That dude came out of the bathroom stall and he had a Shumb and didn't even know it!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

Flatudor

A labrador with really bad gas

After Nikki ate the baked beans, she became a flatudor and had to sleep downstairs.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 14, 2019