Lizard boots and Lipshitz's definitions

sink the eight ball

v- to take a dump

Boys, I have to go sink the eight ball!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

punnerhea

N-an uncontrollable explosion of puns

Shut up, already, you've got a terrible case of punnerhea....

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

quintity

N- five of something

My friends and I are a quintity to be reckoned with.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Kardashiots

N-(1) crazed followers of the Kardashian family (2) The Kardashian family members

The Kardashiots made the front page, again.
Her conversation is full of references to that family, she's such a Kardashiot.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

cuntopian

adj. A society or organization ruled by angry women

If Hillary had won, we would surely live in a cuntopian society

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

cuntsecutive

A bitchy woman who is an executive at a firm

My boss is a certified cuntsecutive!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019

Barketing

An advertising method used to target the canine audience.

The dog food commercial with the dog chasing the chuck wagon is my favorite barketing campaign!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019