4 definitions by Limber Pelvis

Anything you power and it gives crap back.
I built a toilet sensor. Every time someone flushes it sends out a tweet.
by Limber Pelvis November 3, 2014
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F-Peen - Fail Penis
The measurement of ones failure to secure something.
The bigger someone's F-peen is, the more they f*cked up.

(Derived from the word e-peen, meaning ones internet ego, and originated from Defcon 20 Comedy Jam)
Pentest hacker: Damn belkin's F-peen is HUGE! You have SQL Injection, MIM, and they have the weakest encryption on the planet!
Fed: You're coming with me.
by Limber Pelvis October 21, 2014
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When you fart in a way that it vibrates your whole entire pants, making you think you got a text on your phone that was on vibrate.
Jacob: Man I got a fake buzz after eating that cheeseburger.
Johny: I mean it doesn't hurt to check...
by Limber Pelvis October 21, 2014
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Acronym for I hate kids. Used when a kid, usually below 14 years old makes a stupid and or annoying remark.
Kid:*cries* BUT YOU SAID I CAN EAT ALL DA ICECREM!
Me: IHK
by Limber Pelvis September 10, 2014
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