| 1. | snakes on a plane | ||
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Manipulative fake internet "viral marketing", taken from the spamming of popular websites such as Urban Dictionary with fake "buzz" promoting a third-rate Samuel L. Jackson movie. UD Post: That Samuel L. Jackson movie is the best movie ever!
Savvy Guy: The fucking moving hasn't even come out yet -- you're just a victim of snakes on a plane. |
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| 2. | Hood buzz | ||
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When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical. Common signs of Hood Buzz: saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc. 1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.
2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club. Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby" |
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| 3. | Hood buzz | ||
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When a stereotypical white guy or nerdy asian guy have a few drinks and start acting black, aka whiggers/chiggers, respectively. Guys that are under the hood buzz like girls with ghetto booties and love playing the song "shake ya ass" by mystical. Common signs of Hood Buzz: saying "Sup Dogg," "pound it," "check out dem 22s," walking with a limp, throwing up fake gang signs (typically westside), waving with both hands, puking in bushes, starting fights, losing fights, replacing "yall" for "you", pretending your Chrysler 300 is a Bentley, reciting random rap lyrics, etc. 1: Look at Clearance, he's drunk and he's acting black.
2: Oh gosh, he has a Hood buzz. This is the last time we bring Clearance to the country club. Clearance: "Ah yea, listen up yall beezies to my bentleys sounds system. shake ya ass ladies. looks like someones going to be having my baby, baby" |
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| 4. | Canada | ||
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Canadians aren't real. Canada itself is a myth. No one has ever been to "Canada." No one knows if it really exists. People that say they have been there took some acid, sat on their coutch, and stared off at nothing. When they come down from their buzz they, think they went to Canada.
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| 5. | illegal lemon | ||
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1. a fake lemon masquerading as a real lemon for profit or monetary gain
2. a perverted scene in fanfiction posted on a site on which the host(s) has explicitly banned writing of this type 3. any combination of the above 4. Cecille (see 3.) Stupid illegal lemon! I didn't even get off on that fake-ass buzz!
*sexual scenes are banned from this site* And then Harry inserted his pulsating appendage into Draco's eager hole... *ILLEGAL LEMON -- YOU HAVE BEEN BANNED* |
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| 6. | P-Flan | ||
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1. Someone who thinks they are "hip" or "with it" when in reality they are a walking joke. Someone who still has their mother take them shopping for clothes even though they are 20 years old. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. When your at a party and there is one guy yelling very loud for either a phone or his keys; both of which have been taken away for a good reason usually having to do with the fact it involves an ex girlfriend that wants nothing to do with him. 3. The one person who doesn't get the invite, yet shows up anyways and makes everyone uncomfortable. A real buzz-killington 1. Ex: "Gary bought a new phone just to show it off, what a p-flan"
2. "Yeah Gary on your front lawn screaming that he needs a phone. Someone should go out there and knock him out, hes ruining the party". 3. "Yeah Gary's ex is here tonight, good thing we didn't invite him...Oh, spoke too soon here he comes, well this party was fun until this p-flan showed up". |
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| 7. | promance | ||
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A romance created to achieve public relations goals. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth quickly developed a 'promance' to help create buzz around the opening of the movie 'The Last Song'.
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