Light Joker's definitions

bombshell

an astonishing news story that is revealed without warning

in light of the bombshell, the school sent the students home.

by Light Joker December 1, 2006

tenderfoot

an inexperienced person, a newcomer

Though he has skills to succeed, he still behaves like a tenderfoot.

by Light Joker December 30, 2005

upholstered

obese, fat, plump, overwieght

If you were not so upholstered you would fit in the seats better.

by Light Joker November 3, 2006

drugstore cowboy

A man who hangs around drugstores, mainly to impress woman.

Drugstore cowboys are not really cowboys at all. They are womanizers.

by Light Joker July 4, 2004

uptight

tense, anxious, nervous

Calm the hell down, don't be so uptight about it.

by Light Joker December 11, 2005

queef

an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence

There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.

by Light Joker September 1, 2007

joe

1. coffee

2. an ordinary man

How about a cup of joe.

by Light Joker June 13, 2007