10 definitions by Lieutenant Fuckboy

necrotextophile

A person who responds to or revives old or otherwise dead chat rooms.

This asshole responded to a message I sent two years ago, what a necrotextophile.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 25, 2022

liminal boner

Images or spaces provoking such a strong liminal feeling it arouses the viewer.

Oh man, this hallway is giving me a massive liminal boner.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 2, 2022

leob

Short for Leobonoskie, the god of nonsensicality.

A person who is so stupid that they will defy basic common sense or instructions to attempt to benefit themselves, regardless of how many failed attempts.

Man, that guy killed someone, everyone knows it. He's such a leob for pleading innocent.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy March 4, 2022

blackcoat

A person who is particularly wealthy as a result of red-collar crime.

That blackcoat was on the news again, they finally caught him.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 10, 2022

het poacher

A person who is so distinctively attractive they turn a person gay or bisexual.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Tom Holland in Uncharted?"

Person 2: "Oh my God, yes! He's such a het poacher!"

by Lieutenant Fuckboy February 24, 2022

beebo mix

A Coloradan Chex mix made up of crushed potato chips, sunflower seeds, chocolate chips, rice Chex, and walnuts or almonds. The mix is split into two bowls, one is refrigerated and the other is microwaved, before being mixed back into a single cup or bowl.

Foreign white guy: "Hey did you bring any snacks for the skiing trip?"

Coloradan white guy: "Yeah, I made some beebo mix to share."

by Lieutenant Fuckboy April 23, 2022

soapwiping

Giving a shitty person what they deserve.

That asshole who kept pissing on the bathroom floor finally got a soapwiping.

by Lieutenant Fuckboy March 17, 2022