14 definitions by LexAveNYC

U

A Burmese title meaning Mister.

U Thant was a Burmese diplomat and Secretary-General of the United Nations, from 1961 to 1971.

by LexAveNYC June 14, 2009

U

Atomic symbol for uranium, a radioactive, fissile element named for Uranus.

N Korea: u got ne uranium?

Pak: y

N Korea: lol

US: u got ne uranium?

N Korea: n
US: k

by LexAveNYC June 17, 2009

recession

Two successive quarterly declines in GDP

Ronald Reagan: Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours. And recovery is when Jimmy Carter loses his.

by LexAveNYC May 2, 2009

Huma Weiner

Wife of New York Congressman Anthony Weiner

Imus: Anthony Weiner married Huma Abedin. Now she's Huma Weiner.
All: ha ha ha ha
Imus: What?
Rob: You said "Huma Weiner". ha ha ha ha
Imus: What's wrong with that?
Rob: Huma Weiner? get it? Huma Weiner? ha ha ha ha

Imus: What?

by LexAveNYC July 13, 2010

jumped the shark

was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped

is: a lame web page on TV Guide

1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.

2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*

by LexAveNYC June 11, 2009

asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

by LexAveNYC November 25, 2007

on vot theory?

WTF!

Bullshit!

A Washington Redskins cornerback prevents a Dallas touchdown, but is called for pass interference.

William Safire: "Bad call!"

Chief Justice Earl Warren: "Poor judgment."

National Security Adviser Henry Kissinger: "On vot theory?"

by LexAveNYC May 10, 2009