LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD's definitions

danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Goose

1. The late friend of 'Maverick.'
2. One who takes well to 'Great Balls of Fire.'

1. "Goose! Pull out! GOOOSEEE!"
2. "You shake my nerves, and rattle my brain..." - Goose

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

celebrity

1. Modern day monarch.
2. Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."
3. Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.

1. "Queen Elizabeth, who? Long Live Her Majesty Jennifer Lopez, and her foul royal Hollywood underlings!"
2. "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity."
3. "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

cooter juice

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.

"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Bush

Un elected president of the United States. Backed by ex president father, massive Oil and Armaments corporations; The harbinger of sorrow; Evil Incarnate; One to reap the benefits of genocide; One to disgrace an entire nation in the world's eye; Murderer.

"There is an opposite to everything: Fire has water, Sorrow has joy, God has Bush."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

crypt

1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'

1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

zzzap

Discharge sound belonging to the world's most gay laser gun.

"Zzzap! You're sooooo dead!!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003