LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD's definitions

Bush

Un elected president of the United States. Backed by ex president father, massive Oil and Armaments corporations; The harbinger of sorrow; Evil Incarnate; One to reap the benefits of genocide; One to disgrace an entire nation in the world's eye; Murderer.

"There is an opposite to everything: Fire has water, Sorrow has joy, God has Bush."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

cooter juice

The juice of Cooter. Anal or penile excrement from an undernourished carnival boss.

"Shit, this beer tastes like Cooter Juice!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

crypt

1. Place for the dead
2. Source of all good horror stories, as told by 'The Crypt Keeper'

1. When I die, put my body in a crypt.
2. "Bad evening, boils and ghouls! Tonight's terrifying tale of spooktacular woe comes straight from my home, the crypt."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

zzzap

Discharge sound belonging to the world's most gay laser gun.

"Zzzap! You're sooooo dead!!!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

jungle juice

A beverage consisting of several crushed-up T3 pills which have been extracted in various temperature degrees of water to produce a fine nectar of the God's.

Shit! This guy is invincible! He must be on jungle juice!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003

power dump

Bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; Aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; Known to rattle the pipes as it's flushed.

It hurts so bad to hold this in. I just know it'll be a power dump!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003