LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD's definitions

danger fuck

The act of fucking super hard, while flexing arm muscles, during the song: "Final Countdown," by Europe.

"I don't make love, baby - I DANGER FUCK!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

Wicca

1. Pretend teenage religion; Sold to the masses as a remedy for teen angst.
2. Most effective way to "come out of the closet" without actually doing so.

1. Use candle magic wicca to date the captain of the football team, no matter your gender.
2. "There's a lot of candles and fairy doors in your room... Oh my god: you're Wiccan, aren't you?"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD June 16, 2006

Irony

America "Bombing for Peace"

Moronic propaganda is nothing but ironic.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

seduction

The way of which Ben James' package dangles, making all girls wet, and all men hard.

"Shit, that guy's seduction has turned me into a quivering whore for a jab from his pork-sword!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

robot

Automaton of which is born of metal, fire, and rock-n-roll power; Bent on crushing all hu-mans; Thirsts for delicious Oi-l!

"Terminator was a ROBOT"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

wheel chair

Racecar for the walking-impaired

Hey, NICE WHEELS, Buddy. That's a real hot wheel chair you've got. Zoom, Zoom.

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003