LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD's definitions

seduction

The way of which Ben James' package dangles, making all girls wet, and all men hard.

"Shit, that guy's seduction has turned me into a quivering whore for a jab from his pork-sword!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

shower floor

Most sticky, soiled surface in a 13-16 year old boy's possession.

"Shoot! This glue is worse than a shower floor!"

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

dirt pig

1. Dirty, obese girls with tight, stretchy pants and shirt fetishes. Exposed rolls of fat and odd tampon string indent, providing the illusion of a "curly pig tail."

1. "Sick! She's a real dirt pig, all right. Fuck."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

home movie

Snuff film involving family members.

It's home movie night, tonight!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

conch

A shell used to decide diplomatic rule upon child inhabited islands; Later replaced with swine heads.

"Sucks to your conch - Piggy and I are in love."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003

ROTFCAOMPBWYSIHAIAFRWUA

Longest net slang ever

Rolling OnTheFloorCummingAllOverMyPantsBecauseWhatYouSaidIsHilariousAndI'mAFuckingRetardWhoUsesAbbreviations

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

power dump

Bowel movement which travels at extreme speeds; Aided by compressed gas behind the feces, producing a rocket-like display of power; Known to rattle the pipes as it's flushed.

It hurts so bad to hold this in. I just know it'll be a power dump!

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 17, 2003