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27 definitions by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD

 
1.
Un elected president of the United States. Backed by ex president father, massive Oil and Armaments corporations; The harbinger of sorrow; Evil Incarnate; One to reap the benefits of genocide; One to disgrace an entire nation in the world's eye; Murderer.
"There is an opposite to everything: Fire has water, Sorrow has joy, God has Bush."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
 
2.
"Practise sex"
If masturbation were a sport, I'd be a jock.
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
 
3.
The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 18, 2003
 
4.
America "Bombing for Peace"
Moronic propaganda is nothing but ironic.
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
 
5.
Longest net slang ever
Rolling OnTheFloorCummingAllOverMyPantsBecauseWhatYouSaidIsHilariousAndI'mAFuckingRetardWhoUsesAbbreviations
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
 
6.
1. Modern day monarch.
2. Those with pride which exceeds dollars and "sense."
3. Social upper-class minority on similar evil level of sneakiness as a Lawyer or Politician.
1. "Queen Elizabeth, who? Long Live Her Majesty Jennifer Lopez, and her foul royal Hollywood underlings!"
2. "That guy's a real fuck. Look at the way which he struts around as if he were a celebrity."
3. "Power marriages, millions of unjust dollars, social 'elite' controlling minds across the nations; Celebrity power."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003
 
7.
Apidemy of well made music; Opposite of corporate, thrown together, modern sales pop-music; Fine Art for the ears.
"Classical; Classic; Classic great music."
by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003