6 definitions by LMKSrfass
A rare species most like a cross between a vampire and a unicorn; beautiful, magical, and deadly. Something you can’t help but stare at and form a strong desire for. NEVER look it in the eyes! You will experience an instant draw to this particular creature that will make you believe that there could be nothing better or worth fighting for. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CAPTURE, DON’T BE A HERO!
No one can quite figure them out. There is only two in the world and only they can understand one another. They are an endangered species because they are constantly hunted but luckily can never be caught. Reproduction is unknown at this point. They are fiercer than any other known species. They are uncontainable and very destructive man eaters.
If you come in contact with an Odejobi RUN! They are an illusion. They seem like beautiful creatures you can interact with, but they will be the DEATH of you.
SAFE WORD: PINEAPPLE, this may distract them long enough for you to escape
*If you have been bitten by an Odejobi seek medical attention immediately. There is no cure. It will cause life altering effects that are extremely difficult to overcome.
-morphine is commonly used to lessen the pain
No one can quite figure them out. There is only two in the world and only they can understand one another. They are an endangered species because they are constantly hunted but luckily can never be caught. Reproduction is unknown at this point. They are fiercer than any other known species. They are uncontainable and very destructive man eaters.
If you come in contact with an Odejobi RUN! They are an illusion. They seem like beautiful creatures you can interact with, but they will be the DEATH of you.
SAFE WORD: PINEAPPLE, this may distract them long enough for you to escape
*If you have been bitten by an Odejobi seek medical attention immediately. There is no cure. It will cause life altering effects that are extremely difficult to overcome.
-morphine is commonly used to lessen the pain
Chris: Is an Odejobi a good thing or a bad thing?
Lindsay: What?!!! Odejobies are amazing!
Kayla: Amazing until they ghost your ass.
Dan: Odejobies are definitely alphas, that's for sure. Watch out for Pelicans!
Lindsay: Odejobies always stay salty. Once you get pulled in, your done.
Kayla: There has been no known survivors.
Lindsay: What?!!! Odejobies are amazing!
Kayla: Amazing until they ghost your ass.
Dan: Odejobies are definitely alphas, that's for sure. Watch out for Pelicans!
Lindsay: Odejobies always stay salty. Once you get pulled in, your done.
Kayla: There has been no known survivors.
by LMKSrfass December 21, 2018
by LMKSrfass December 20, 2018
A man who defeats all competition. Although his gull can hold a large amount he only choses to hold one special thing in it, making sure to never let it fall. They waste no time, once they desire something they quickly scoop it up and sore high above the world.
They are not good sharers
They are not good sharers
You were so focused on not falling, you never gave any thought to a pelican coming by and scooping you up.
by LMKSrfass December 21, 2018
The act of fucking someone so hard, hitting all the right spots, causing an explosion of orgasms. The victim loses all control of their personal boundaries and emotions and is now a sex driven slave to their master.
Kayla: I need to save my energy for the Soul Snatching Sex (triple S) I am going to have later
Lindsay: You are gonna destroy him with the triple S
Lindsay: You are gonna destroy him with the triple S
by LMKSrfass October 25, 2018
by LMKSrfass December 20, 2018
A species in desperate need to get laid and on a constant hunt for the roadrunner. It is known for its sly and trickery ways but at times they even trick themselves. Sharing the scent of an odejobi to capture its prey is helpful when hunting pelicans, unfortunately the Coyolee has a one track mind to catch and capture the Roadrunner who is always running away.
If you see a Coyolee please donate a pelican.
If you see a Coyolee please donate a pelican.
by LMKSrfass December 21, 2018