LJ's definitions

allstar

lena's favorite cousin david is an allstar cause he rocks.

You missed cousin allstar at the gym today. He was rockin on the stairmaster.

by lj March 25, 2005

tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

by lj March 25, 2005

tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

by LJ January 31, 2005

tight

one who has their "shit" together. something that's working perfectly or is very well done.

man she's tight! or... that's one tight peice of work, well done.

by lj August 20, 2003

special person club member

the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.

you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.

by lj March 21, 2005

fluff

A soft toned passing of gas; usually is lengthy and done quitely. Mostly done by females

by LJ April 17, 2003

confukled

something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot

this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"

by lj August 20, 2003