LJ's definitions

pimpslap

What a pimp does to his ho when she gets out of line.

Ho, I should pimpslap you for what you done!

by lj March 13, 2003

tocame los huevos

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls

I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...

by LJ January 31, 2005

donkey dick

someone who is the penis of a donkey.

yo, you are such a donkey dick.

by lj March 27, 2005

tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

by lj March 25, 2005

cadiwampus

something that's not right, strange, ass backwards, crooked.

wow i really think that tree's cadiwampus dude.... either that or you are.

by lj August 20, 2003

swingfield

Also known as the Field of Goodness or Field. Town located in the hottest spot of Northern VA. Anyone originating, living or residing here may consider themselves one of the few, the proud, the fielders.

"yo dawg, you peeped those fly ass bitches, elge or mcslutskey up in 22152?"
"shit son, you mean those hot pieces of ass from swingfield?"
"shizzle, bizzle, nizzle; TRUE! God Bless that Swingfield!"

by LJ July 2, 2003

fluff

A soft toned passing of gas; usually is lengthy and done quitely. Mostly done by females

by LJ April 17, 2003