LJ's definitions

period girl

Girl who suffers from bad long long periods.

'im on my period'
"oh my god ur such a fucking period girl"

by LJ April 16, 2005

special person club member

the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.

you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.

by lj March 21, 2005

tempted to touch meetings

it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.

when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.

by lj March 25, 2005

allstar

lena's favorite cousin david is an allstar cause he rocks.

You missed cousin allstar at the gym today. He was rockin on the stairmaster.

by lj March 25, 2005

donkey dick

someone who is the penis of a donkey.

yo, you are such a donkey dick.

by lj March 27, 2005

wienerdog

Wienerdog is someone who bears the name Lena.

hey, my name is wienerdog;would you like to be a special person club member?

by lj March 27, 2005

virgin 9 kids later

Heavy Evey is still a virgin, eventhough she been married for over 40 years.

how bout, my mother evey is still a virgin, 9 kids later.

by lj March 27, 2005