17 definitions by LJ

the translation for this is literally, you touch my eggs and has nothing to do with your balls
I don't think there is an appropriate use of this phrase...
by LJ February 1, 2005
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the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.
you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.
by LJ March 22, 2005
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something or someone that's confused, weary, worn out or an idiot
this contract has me confukled... i can't read this crap, what does that mean that filing for bankruptcy in paragraph 4 i must work as an elvis impersonator???! or "yeah he's really confukled, wish he'd stop drinking and go away!"
by LJ August 20, 2003
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lena's favorite cousin david is an allstar cause he rocks.
You missed cousin allstar at the gym today. He was rockin on the stairmaster.
by LJ March 26, 2005
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one who has their "shit" together. something that's working perfectly or is very well done.
man she's tight! or... that's one tight peice of work, well done.
by LJ August 20, 2003
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n. 1. a homosexual hobo 2. a shortened term for a homeless homosexual
-That homobo was totally checking you out, man.
-No, he just wanted my guava turnovers.
by LJ August 31, 2003
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it's when you are in church and the priest is talking to everyone. then fen fen girl decided to sing tempted to touch while he is preaching.
when father fred was preaching at our weekly tempted to touch meetings, fen fen busted out with her own rendition of tempted to touch during his sermon.
by LJ March 26, 2005
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