LAVixen's definitions

snatchpatch

1) A landing strip or patch of female pubic hair.

2) A term for a slutty friend

1) Crystal shaved the letter C on her snatchpatch.

2) Hey Snatchpatch! What are you doing tonight?

by LAVixen November 7, 2007

criznaster

A word for cocaine & sometimes crystal meth

Who brought the criznaster? I feel like partying tonight.

by LAVixen November 6, 2007

criznaster disaster

Someone who is coked out of their skull; talking jibberish, having hallucinations, annoying the shit out of everyone.

Kate is a criznaster disaster!

by LAVixen November 6, 2007

Tatious

A nickname for anyone named Austin.
An abbreviation for ostentatious.
Austin + ostentatious= Tatious

Oh, that Tatious he sure has issues!

by LAVixen November 6, 2007

hilar-e-i

The plural of hilarious; meaning more funny than hilarious.

Hope constantly cracks me up. She is absolutely hilar-e-i!

by LAVixen November 8, 2007

S A

A code word for Sugardaddies used by gold diggers. It comes from Seeking Arrangement

I have a date with a S A tonight. I hope he gives me lots of money!

by LAVixen November 6, 2007