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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.
Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok
Often used sarcisticly, it origianally means "I agree".


When said quickly, it stays true to the origianal meaning. When elongated, it is often an indiction of sarcasm.
DUDE! you wanna crash the mall?

Non-sarcastic: Sure!


Sarcastic: sure....
sure by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Rhythm stick

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.
Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me!
Rhythm stick by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Hurricane 

Clashing winds that cause a huge, powerful storm that rips aprt houses to the sound of music by scorpions
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane
Here I am, rocked you like a hurricane

Rocked you like a hurricane!
Hurricane by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
a) A man fabricated of dust. Imaginary figure brought to life using words that the teller has made up completely are are influenced by the current vicinity.

b) (British) Sanitation worker.
Kaiser Sozé is the greatest of all dustmen

My old man's a dustman- part of some song.
dustman by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
An "anything goes" fighting tournament with lax rules and long ass fights where people carry on with broken limbs, even for hours at a time. Gracies own it.
Valetudo r0xxx0rz j00 WWE.
valetudo by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004