A newly implemented stat in basketball, not yet recognized in the NBA/WNBA but notoriously found in street games and small leagues, where a player of any position defecates on the floor and another player slips and falls down the court. This rule is limited to 4 droppings of feces per half, excess of that would be considered a fertimental foul .
In addition to a shakiki, there is the BrownForward; a new starting position which has been implemented for those who excel exceptionally in the category of shakiki’s. The BrownForward is usually a subsitute position for the PointGuard.
Example:
John Doe is a BrownGuard with 15 points 12 assist 10 rebound and 23 shakiki’s
( a quadruple-double)
This means that he managed to get one or multiple players to slip on his feces 23 times within the game.
In addition to a shakiki, there is the BrownForward; a new starting position which has been implemented for those who excel exceptionally in the category of shakiki’s. The BrownForward is usually a subsitute position for the PointGuard.
Example:
John Doe is a BrownGuard with 15 points 12 assist 10 rebound and 23 shakiki’s
( a quadruple-double)
This means that he managed to get one or multiple players to slip on his feces 23 times within the game.
Carlos: Hey Sam you wanna go eat at cici’s pizza? They’re brownies are pretty good.
Sam: I’m down, I got practice in an hour and coach has been annoyed I haven’t been putting up too many shakiki’s on the statboard lately. Those brownies will definitely give me the boost I need!
Sam: I’m down, I got practice in an hour and coach has been annoyed I haven’t been putting up too many shakiki’s on the statboard lately. Those brownies will definitely give me the boost I need!
by ShakikiMan September 30, 2022
A person (Usually a person named Micheal) who doesn't go to school, and someone who seems retarded and smells like shit. He also like to eat poop nuggets..
Micheal is such a Shakiki... he never goes to school and always smells like shit!! And his girlfriend is a ugly man whore...!!!
by R34P3R February 8, 2005