26 definitions by Krystal

Janki

weird; awkward; abnormal

That hat looks janki on you.

by Krystal August 14, 2003

queegie

The action the squeezing of vaginal muscles to prevent urination.

Oh my qeegie, I need to use the toilet NOW!

by Krystal April 2, 2005

allude

allude is the act of using a word or phrase that has been used before and is well-known and can readily identify a situation. Most urban terms are actually allusions to past literature, songs, or iconic pop culture.

"et tu Brute" is an allusion to Ceasar but is used to describe to a friend how you can't believe he stabbed you in the back

"glitch in the system" is an allusion to The Matrix but describes a de-ja-vu

by Krystal September 22, 2004

doofus

Slang term for vagina, usually used by children, replaces pee-pee. (Also see doofie)

I go pee-pee with my doofus.
Or
I fell off my rollerskates and hurt my doofus.

by Krystal April 2, 2005

whoa

something that is out of this world, phat, unusal, and intriquing.

freaky hairstyle=WHOA
a blue tommy hat with a blue bomber jacket with a light jean mini skirt and sky blue leg warmers and the melonoblancs in Diesel=WHOA
A GUY THAT CATCHES YOUR EYE = WHOA

by Krystal December 9, 2003

Frank gotti

some meterosexual cocky bastard all the 12 year olds find attractive

omg lyke frank gotti rockers my soxers lolz

by Krystal April 25, 2005

Floppy Titty Cocknocker

A slutty fat girl who has saggy breasts

I scares me to see a floppy titty cocknocker run a marthon

by Krystal July 13, 2003