6 definitions by Krocodilespundee406
When two people get together to have sex with no strings attached. Similar to netflix and chill but without the possibility or expectation of commitment
by Krocodilespundee406 November 19, 2018
Chad: did you blow your load on her tummy?
Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!
Chad: no you didn't
Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum
Kyle: fuck no, I pulled out of her and gave myself Cum Tum!
Chad: no you didn't
Kyle: (raises shirt) see, there's still a little cum flake in my belly button from cum
by Krocodilespundee406 November 23, 2020
Urine that is purchased from another
Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Person that is free of any and all drugs that will pass weekly parole/probation drug urinalysis tests. If the parolee knows their test will fail, they'll attempt to place the clean urine in the cup. If he succeeds then he'll start urinating in the toilet as if he filled his cup and finished in the toilet.
It's big business for those who can produce clean urine which is often pretty rare these days.
Its not rocket science to figure out why its dubbed Parole Gold
Offender Steiger: I am in so much fucking trouble
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
Offender Jerry Ware: Why?
Offender Stan Steiger: I smoked a guys pole for drugs last night and I did every last bit of what I had, now I'll fail my drug test when I check in with my parole officer tonight. Unless I can get some parole gold before then I'm fucked
Offender Jerry Ware: I guess you're fucked then because I told your P.O. where your clean wee came from and I agreed to set you both up if I was f4er and clear on my charges...
by Krocodilespundee406 October 9, 2019
by Krocodilespundee406 April 18, 2019
Bloody wishbone
When two females join back to back. Then continue to tie their tampon strings together and run in opposite directions. Whichever female gains both tampons gets the wish. I introduce to you, the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.
When two females join back to back. Then continue to tie their tampon strings together and run in opposite directions. Whichever female gains both tampons gets the wish. I introduce to you, the bloody wishbone.
Me and my best friend synced up, and I asked her to try the bloody wishbone.
by Krocodilespundee406 February 6, 2020
The art of placing a credit card between someone's lips and creases of the mouth followed by throwing a right or left hook placing it firmly against the person's lower cheek. Doing so forces the card to cut through the fold of the mouth and once healed creates a scar similar to the joker in the dark knight.
That guy fucked my girlfriend so I had no choice to give him credit , I put put my credit card in his mouth and gave him a visa smile
by Krocodilespundee406 December 24, 2017