13 definitions by Kongo Kong

Mexican Switchblade

A broken beer bottle held in the hand and used like a knife.

Two drunk guys got into a fight in the bar and one them turned his beer bottle into a Mexican switchblade.

by Kongo Kong April 23, 2018

puerto rican pool party

When everyone comes to the pool wearing swim trunks and a t shirt

All of the dudes were afraid to take their shirts off when they went swimming it was a regular puerto rican pool party,

by Kongo Kong October 19, 2021

Go super saiyan

Something you tell someone right before you beat the crap out of them like goku from dragonball z.

I tried to warn you but I guess I am going to have to go super saiyan on your ass.

by Kongo Kong June 11, 2018

The monochrome effect

The sudden and overwhelming urge to listen to Japanese pop music.

I just had the sudden urge to listen to Perfume and Kyary pamyu pamyu it must be the monochrome effect.

by Kongo Kong July 3, 2018

cranking a bob marley

smoking a very large joint

I was riding down the street on my big bad Harley wind in my hair and cranking a bob marley

by Kongo Kong April 28, 2018

Superbug

A dangerous and stupid person that only seems to get stronger the more you hate them.

Almost everyone seems to dislike Donald trump but he still became the president of the united states he must be like some kind of superbug or something.

by Kongo Kong February 8, 2018

idiot whisperer

Someone who has the amazing ability to make stupid people believe anything they say no matter how dumb stupid or moronic it may sound.

Donald Trump won the election because he made all those poor uneducated morons believe all the stupid things he said during his speeches he truly is indeed the idiot whisperer.

by Kongo Kong August 27, 2018