15 definitions by KnightSmithJones

Pop-tech

Pop-culture technology - wearables, drones, robots, social media, apps, mobile phones etc. As opposed to traditional technology - servers, end-user computing, networking devices etc.

Person #1: "Have you heard the latest? Facebook paid 800 squillion dollars to buy a virtual reality headset business and a messaging app."

Person #2: "All that pop-tech nonsense gives me the shits. Have you seen the latest Hitachi storage attached network?"

Tumbleweeds.

by KnightSmithJones December 12, 2014

Yawelcs

A much more efficient way for saying "You're welcome".

Trent: "Hey Dennis, thanks for helping me move last weekend."
Dennis: "Yawelcs."

by KnightSmithJones February 4, 2020

Thought-smithing

Spending time and effort curating a thought or series of thoughts.

Husband: "I am thinking about building the kids a treehouse."
Wife: "We don't have any suitable trees and you are not very good at construction."
Husband: "I know, I am thought-smithing the idea to find a viable solution."

by KnightSmithJones March 22, 2021

Cinderella Syndrome

Hitting a certain time each day when you just crash.

Someone: "Are you okay? You seem a bit agitated."
Someone else: "Yeah I'm okay, cinderella syndrome after 3pm."

by KnightSmithJones March 20, 2018

Bogafying

Modifying a person or object, transforming them into a bogan

Trent and Shazza were bogafying their car by adding QLD origin stickers to it.

by KnightSmithJones April 8, 2011

efficientising

To take a process, practice or set of actions and make them more efficient.

Wife: "What are you doing?"
Me: "I am efficientising how I do my proposals."
Wife: "Where's the baby?"
Me: {silence}

by KnightSmithJones March 18, 2018

Catastrofied

To turn something into a catastrophy

New Found Glory absolutely catastrofied Cyndie Lauper's song, 'Time After Time' (but I like it).

by KnightSmithJones July 5, 2013