38 definitions by Kirk

{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.
I was sharing a room all week, so when I get home I am going to be painting the walls.
by Kirk August 15, 2005
Noun Slang for weed/smoking weed
"If you are going to hey man I am leaving"
by Kirk August 30, 2004
alls out, crazy ass, shroom drewling, pussy eating, pot smoking, raving, loves teckno and trance mother fucker. One that every body looks up to for a good time. the most interesting person that you will ever meet.
I want to be just like kirk.
Cassie Cowles
by kirk January 26, 2004
the most god damn stupid joke ever!
fred:hey man this shit is tight
steve: thats what yo momma said last night ohhhh!
fred:... shut the fuck up steve
by kirk April 03, 2005
see also mullet. this is an acronym for Short Front, Long Back. another common phrase is 10-90.
the dude keeps his hair business in front party in back. hes got a sflb.
by kirk November 22, 2004
The epitimy of what a guitarist is. Jimmy Page is second to him dude.
(also see 5th def. of Kirk)
Leif: I wish i played guitar like Jimi
Kirk: U play BASS!?
Leif: YASHWAY
Kirk: Hokay
by Kirk April 07, 2004
A modern day hercules of whom is an asian American.
Kirkulese is chinese.
by Kirk December 11, 2003

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