12 definitions by Kingdoms of Fear Project
by Kingdoms of Fear Project April 21, 2022
When you suck at geometry so much that you want to kill yourself when anything to do with right triangles exists
Guy 1: Ugh brooooo, this bull shit that Ms. Rodriuguez gave us is so hard, I just want to make a hypotenoose and hang myself.
Guy 2: Same.
Guy 2: Same.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
When somebody is such a high-level rizzler that they can rizz anybody and anything no matter the gender species or type of object.
Guy 1: Yo look at Russel he's gonna try to rizz 7 girls at once.
Guy 2: He's a rizz Hitler! Not even I, a rizzing grandmaster could do such a thing!
Guy 2: He's a rizz Hitler! Not even I, a rizzing grandmaster could do such a thing!
by Kingdoms of Fear Project January 26, 2023
A song by Yuno Miles that describes the course of action you should take if your barber cuts your hairline too far back
Steps listed in "Fight your barber":
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
Step 1: Hope that shit can grow back, cause if it don't your hairline stuck like that
Step 2: fight your barber
Step 3: Move away from the hood cause if you don't they're going to cook your ass
Step 4: Buy Doo Gro (and presumably use it)
If steps 1-4 do not work, proceed to the following:
Step 5: Cut it all off and go bald, in Yuno's words "Gotta rock the baldy like SoLLUMINATI"
if step 5 did not work, proceed:
Step 6: You gotta wear a wig now
by Kingdoms of Fear Project May 11, 2022
Guy 1: Bart, can you pass me a beer, I've run dry!
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX: that's The Reverend Master Doctor Professor Sir Lord His Honor Bartholomew Jones Winson Walter Hubert Blane Johannes Arthur BRFXXCCXXMNPCCCCLLLMMNPRXVCLMNCKSSQLBB11116 the MMMMDCCXXX to you. And yes, I will get you your beer.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
Guy1: I fucking hate biology class, I be working ass and cheek every damn day I'm there, and the teacher barely does her part. She didn't even read the questions.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
Guy2: Yeah, I got 6 questions done when she told us that we should be finished, and I was working faster than most people.
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 23, 2022
"You fucking suck"
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."
"Shut up, I'm balls deep in your mother. Maybe get a life before you tell someone they suck."
by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022