3 definitions by Kim Jong Poo
A wild act of fornication, whereby person A shits into a funnel that has been inserted into person B's anus. The pressure build-up then causes the faeces to enter person B's anus, thereby completing the shit switch-a-roo.
Vladimir is very freaky, I heard he gave Helga a Slovakian Switch-a-roo in the men's toilet last night. He must carry a funnel around with him the sick bastard.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
When a guy puts his penis in his partner's unwashed anus and then promptly inserts said shit-covered penis into his partner's vagina.
Tommy: I think I might have another UTI, it hurts so bad when I pee.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
Paul: I thought you were gonna stop covering your dick in shit Tommy, we talked about this!
Tommy: It's the texture Paul, I just can't get enough of the rusty pipes.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022
When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022