When your partner lies face-up on the floor, and you jump off a table face down and land on top, and inside of them.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Warning: only for trained professionals, any attempt to perform this without the proper training will likely result in a concussion and/or a snapped or severed penis.
Dude where have you been I haven't seen you in a week?!
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
I was in hospital
Oh no! What happened?
I tried the Slovakian Sledgehammer on my girlfriend Lisa and I broke my penis
Oh damn, we've all been there man *laughter*
Oh really, you've tried it before?
No man, I meant we've all been on top of Lisa.
by Kim Jong Poo August 11, 2022