flumpitous

the judging of how large and in charge the female breats are.

Dude she's got flumptious tits.

by Kevin April 14, 2003

bejigawizzle

what the hell; god damnit; fuckin shit; of course i get pooped on; why now?

We just got an order for 20 sandwiches, and they want it in 30 minutes.....ahh bejigawizzle!

by Kevin December 05, 2004

perm mullet

A mullet that has been permed. See A.C. Slater and Mike Seaver.

A.C. Slater's perm mullet was scary.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.

Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.

by Kevin March 31, 2005

Chewin

To recieve oral sex from a male or female.

I'm looking for da chewin.
You know that girl chewin.

by Kevin December 19, 2003

rizzy

rooting back the kevin term right meaning correct or the opposite of left

margo made a rizzy at the traffice light

i was wrong steve you were rizzy

by kevin August 08, 2004

what a fag

expression used to show extreme dislike or unsatisfactory to a person, or even a thing. like the expression "fag", but is used to make a stronger emphasis.

teacher: class, we have a popquiz over yesterday's chapter, there will be twenty problems and you will have five minutes to finish.
me: WHAT A FAG

by kevin February 09, 2004