Kevin's definitions

oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.

Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

queerbo

a person who acts gayer than gay gayerson but, who isn't always gay.

Jacque is the queerbo who stole my flowers.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

poopdink

what a gay man ends up with after having penetrated another man in the bunghole

chuck fucked roger in the ass, now he has a poopdink

by kevin December 22, 2004

basic training

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.

If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army

by Kevin July 26, 2004

Bot

A forceful carrier of the odds.

That dumb bitch who gave me herpes was a bot.

by Kevin May 13, 2005

fool's errand

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job

Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails

by Kevin April 11, 2005

omghai2u

A popular and short way to greet someone on the internet.

"hey dude!"

"omghai2u!"

by Kevin March 15, 2008