Kevin's definitions

mertonize

To preheat a cup or mug with hot water allowing the preferred beverage to remain hotter.

I mertonized the coffee cups before pouring the coffee so that the coffee will be hotter.

by Kevin October 23, 2004

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

turkey

a term used for when a guy comes on a guys face and lets it drip off his chin so it hangs off like that ugly shit on a turkeys chin, the man then licks it off and gets a good riding!

We did a turkey: he had to be tied up first though.......

by Kevin December 5, 2003

Monkey

XaK

That guy looks like a XaK.

athletics.wlu.edu/baseball/pictures/bausch.jpg

by Kevin October 28, 2003

hershey mark

1. When you don't wipe your ass good and a brown mark of shit is left on your underwear like melted hershey chocolate.

2. Also known as a skid mark.

Donovan didn't wipe his ass good and later found a hershey mark on his Batman underwear.

by Kevin July 25, 2004

Fuckin A

A world usually exclamed after being surprised.

Jenny: Hey billy, i baked you these cookies
Johnny: Fuckin A

by Kevin March 10, 2004

Letwin

An economic imbecility, usually surfacing around UK election time.

The Tory party's budget policy is a total Letwin

by Kevin May 1, 2006