Kevin's definitions

dib

Like crap or shit

Guy- Oh dib that guy just got shot
Girl- Oh shit.

by Kevin February 11, 2004

skittles

Rapper Eminem's brother's knickname during his short attempted stint as a rapper.

Also see: Sninkers

Eminem is my favorite rapper,thats why named myself skittles.

by Kevin May 13, 2004

Shaonme

Shaonme is short for "Shine on Me." This is derived from someone who just lit it up in their sport/activity and wants everyone to pay close attention to them and to get out of the sunlight or moon light so it can Shine on them. Cuz they're the shit

After scoring a sick goal in soccer Cool guy runs over to the sideline and says yo Shaonme nigga. and the other team cries cuz they know he's the shit and there is nothing they can do about it

by Kevin May 1, 2006

sandwich with mayo

Where two men and a woman have a threesome where one man takes the front and the other the back, and then both cum on her face at the same time.

John and I gave Jane a sandwich with mayo last night.

by Kevin February 16, 2005

spilt milk

An event in the past(usually a bad event or missed opportunity).

There's no use crying over spilled milk.

by kevin May 31, 2004

o.e

One eye open, the other half shut. Used online as to show surprise or to convay you think something is strange. Similar in meaning to o.O.

Person one: Don't bring any grenades to work
Person two: o.e

by Kevin June 26, 2008

towny

a person who favours shiny clothes, normally tracksuits, with large labels and logo's showing wherever possible. Trousers must not cover top of shoes, and a cap, angled skywards, may be worn over short hair. smoking, drinking, and graffiti may be common activities, in attempt to look good... but misserably failin like a little bitch!

poof 1:fuckin townys, always pissin on the street, lets go kick some ass man!!
poof 2: no, remember last time, they smell, and they looked so ashamed afterwards!! they just need a good buggering!!

by kevin October 30, 2003