Kevin's definitions

zoctagon

A theoretical shape with zero sides and zero angles.

Aww man, you're as dead as a zoctagon!

by Kevin November 23, 2003

Jack In The BeJesus

Also know as "Jack In The Box" fast food. The logo for JITB has the jesus fish in the word box. Thus, B-Jesus (fish).

I got my tasty hamburger at Jack In the Bejesus!

by Kevin December 12, 2004

bk

Burger King-Have it your way

Thanks for choosing BK proceed to the next window.

by Kevin February 24, 2005

<3

When you turn your head to the left, <3 looks like a person with a ballsack mouth wearing a dunce cap.

Someone: <3
Someone else: That's gross!
Someone: ?

by Kevin July 22, 2008

operation iraqi liberation

a deceptive and official sounding word created by George W. Bush to cover up the fact that he just wants to finish what daddy started. YEEEEHAWWW, CALL DADDY, WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO THE DESERT just didn't sound as good. i wonder if the president would be as excited about the project if his daughters were over there waiting to get killed.

we can't tell the people the truth about this war, let'smake up something that sounds official...hmmmmmmmm, how'bout operation iraqi liberation.

by kevin December 28, 2004

barberphobe

Derogatory term for a male who has very long hair. Derived from notion that such people don't cut their hair because they're afraid of barbers.

That boy in French class has a ponytail. What a barberphobe!

by Kevin July 30, 2008

piss in the wind

to waste time2.doing noyhing just daydreaming or some shit like that

Whatcha doing my dizzle???
Just pissing in the wind fella!!!!!!

by Kevin February 4, 2004