Kevin's definitions

r0ck5

"Translated" l33t sp33k for "Rocks".

D00d! That r0ck5!!

by Kevin November 18, 2004

fadastic

It is a combination of the word "fad" and "fantastic." Used in the sarcastic tense when some new fad pops up.

Do you wear eyeliner?

Sure

Are you a straight male?

Yes

How fadastic.

by kevin December 6, 2004

patriots

A decent, but overly hyped NFL team. Their fans tend to be assholes that think they whooped the Panther's asses in the Superbowl. However, it was only luck that they got the ball last. Whoever would have had the ball last would have surely won. Panthers put up on hellofafight.

Patriots = teh ghey

by Kevin February 9, 2004

Puppy Cup

Method Of Masturbation Where One Cups His Balls With Back Of Hand And Ejaculates On To His Face..

Mike's Flacid For Life. He Will Never Experience Puppy Cupping.

by Kevin January 26, 2004

zap

a word used by skater kids to define when they think a person is gay. They will often tell the "gay-ee" that they want to write zap on their arm has a right of passage into their 'group'. However, once other skater kids sees the ZAP written on the arm, they are rude to the kid.

Dave was a nice non-gay young man, but Andy thought to himself "Man, that guy is one nasty fag!" and Andy tricked Dave into letting Andy write ZAP on his forearm. Then Dave was teased.

by Kevin February 9, 2005

santa

A stalker.

How else does he know when youre sleeping, or when you're naughty or nice?

by Kevin December 30, 2003

Chub-a-lub-a

Kind of like an Ump-a-lump-a.

That Chub-a-lub-a has Yak butt.

by Kevin August 5, 2004