Kevin's definitions

basic training

an ordeal that enlisted persons entering the military must endure, which is the systematic deconstruction of simple civilian ways to a anamalistic aggressive killer lifestyle.

If I had known what basic training was really like I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER joined the army

by Kevin July 26, 2004

oxygen magnesium

Abbreviated form is OMg. Originally created to make fun of people who say OMG, so instead you would say "oxygen magnesium!!"

Unfortunately, it was later discovered that it would actually be magnesium oxide (MgO) but the joke still stands.

Some girl: Look at her shoes, aren't they ugly??
You (overhearing the above): Oxygen magnesium!! That's horrible!!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

Tipsy

A song that is not cool anymore because little kids know it.....

Kid:I'm Tipsy!
Me:That song's not cool anymore!!

by Kevin May 5, 2004

GUTAB

Allyson is the coolest and prettiest and coolest girl in the world.

Dang you know who the prettiest girl in the world is one word....GUTAB.

by Kevin July 26, 2004

goatsed

To be inadvertantly sent to Goatse.cx or another site, such as Tubgirl.com or Bakla.net, under the pretense of the site being an enjoyable experience or providing free CDs.

"So did you find free porn on shitxxx?" "No, turns out I'd been goatsed."

by Kevin August 4, 2003

black deluxe

1. a person that is blacker, more ethnic than most.

2. a person that is super black.

Tyrell is what we call black deluxe.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

queerbo

a person who acts gayer than gay gayerson but, who isn't always gay.

Jacque is the queerbo who stole my flowers.

by Kevin July 27, 2004