Kevin's definitions

Clap Dance

When your balls are nice and slippery/sweaty (wet in some way) and you arch your legs so that your nuts can swing freely. Then you make them swing back and forth so that they slap up against your gooch and what not and make a clapping sound.

Oh great, Daniel's out of the shower and he's gonna do a clap dance.

by Kevin May 1, 2006

tittie monga

when you go behind someone and grab both of their nipples and twist. a double tittie twister from behind

I gave my friend a fatty tittie monga.

by Kevin December 9, 2004

Creeker

A being superior to others financially, socially, and intellectually. Attends Cherry Creek High School, and makes six figures look like pocket change.

Man I wish I was a creeker, then I could be better than everyone.

by Kevin April 26, 2005

kremit

stoned versiom of kermit.(from insane clown posse's infamous song.)

Hey kremit... hahaha did you just call me kremit, yeaaaaaaaaah, were stoned!

by Kevin December 20, 2003

Kellett

Asshole, Douchebag, Liar, Tool etc.

Michael Kellett told everyone he shot Bigfoot!? What a Kellett!

by Kevin December 6, 2003

rezo

obsessive kid who will never let something go
cries on the phone when talking to girls
very feminine
a stalker
a letter written by a man in a feminine context

omg dude look this guy just wrote a rezo

by kevin January 3, 2004

get a job

A term used in place of get a life. "Get a job" is a phrase similar to leave me alone or go away.

Guy: Hey, how are ya?
Girl: Get a job!
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by Kevin January 31, 2005